Re. This bit … “Oh, and the ‘why don’t they dab with toilet paper’ thing? That’s not how cocks work in this regard. Men shake them for an anatomical reason. Apparently there is a method involving pressing along the … er .. taint into yer bollocks, but it sounds like a faff“
…..but shaking it literally flicks pee everywhere. I know this because DP has a habit of merrily wandering into the bathroom for a pee whilst I’m getting ready, and I usually avert my eyes, but as I’d just cleaned the toilet and floor around it for approximately the third time that day, I recently watched as he was finishing his peeing - out of curiosity to see how he manages to get pee in so many places (don’t want me to look don’t invade my 5 mins in the bathroom!) - whilst his peeing aim was accurate (and the seat/lid were both up) as he shook “it”, pee flicked onto the back of the toilet where the seat is attached, and then onto the front rim of the toilet (which is how I’m guessing I find it running down the outside of the bowl on occasion). He obviously caught my raised eyebrow (he knew I’d just been cleaning the bathroom and I have politely requested before that pee is not left on the floor etc) and adjusted some of his behaviour - because usually he also drips on the floor. Whether that’s careless aim, standing too far back at the end of the flow, or yet more shaking, I don’t know, but if that was adjustable, the rest of it should be too!
I haven’t a clue about the full inner workings of a penis and its urination system, but I do know that shaking something with wet on the end of it will flick wet in uncontrollable directions. Perhaps it could be shaken into a couple of sheets of toilet paper, to catch said splashes if they must be shaken out, or whatever it is they do with it.
Either way, dripping/ splashing/ shaking pee onto things is unsanitary and uncivilised, regardless of who does it, male or female - although male urine usually has a stronger smell to it, which means it hanging around longer than it should provides an undesired unpleasant aroma to the room!
I don’t want to stand in or sit in or otherwise touch someone’s pee, and I also don’t want to sit or stand or otherwise touch where someone’s pee has previously been, potentially leaving bacteria (regardless of whether it’s allegedly harmless).
Yes, step one would be the pee splashers/drippers taking responsibility for their own mess and wiping up after themselves, but them not getting pee in any place other than in the toilet bowl at all (and thus not merely smearing it around with toilet paper) would be preferable!