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What's something that absolutely screams ‘British childhood’ to you?’

478 replies

MyCheeryPearlTraybake · 28/05/2025 16:20

Going to the corner shop for some custard creams

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madameimadam · 28/05/2025 16:51

Going swimming in the local baths then walking home eating hot salty chips and shivering from still-wet chlorine-smelling hair. Maybe getting a cup of Bovril from the machine…

comeandhaveteawithme · 28/05/2025 16:52

CapitalAtRisk · 28/05/2025 16:50

Going to boarding school
Three channels on TV
War films and cowboy films on TV on a Saturday/Sunday afternoon
Dr Who, and hiding behind the sofa
Afternoon tea - always chocolate cake
Earl Grey

Afternoon Tea and Boarding School? did you grow up in an Enid Blyton Novel?

mepipesneedlagging · 28/05/2025 16:52

SummerInSun · 28/05/2025 16:27

As someone who didn’t grow up in the U.K. but read a lot old British children’s books, you all spent your childhoods camping on moors, riding ponies and capturing smugglers, didn’t you?

😂 I was so disappointed when I wasn't packed off to boarding school for midnight feasts, washed down with lashings of ginger beer.
I should have known by our lack of a Cook or a Governess. 😔

comeandhaveteawithme · 28/05/2025 16:53

madameimadam · 28/05/2025 16:51

Going swimming in the local baths then walking home eating hot salty chips and shivering from still-wet chlorine-smelling hair. Maybe getting a cup of Bovril from the machine…

The used to put sooo much chlorine in the water years ago. The smell would hit you in the face the minute you walked in and your eyes would sting for days 😂

Melonmango70 · 28/05/2025 16:53

DriveMeCrazy1974 · 28/05/2025 16:42

Oh, one more thing, getting up early to go on a daytrip from Oxford to Southsea beach. Watching the hovercrafts, being fascinated by the noise of them! Paddling in the freezing cold sea and getting chips on the way home - happy days!

I grew up in Southsea :-D For a long time I thought everywhere had a fair, a castle, a beach and a hovercraft!

dairydebris · 28/05/2025 16:54

comeandhaveteawithme · 28/05/2025 16:42

School uniforms drying on radiators and clothes horses by the fire.
Picking dandelions and blowing the seeds
Watching The Snowman at Christmas
Getting excited by two inches of snow that lasts three hours
Being completely unphased by a bit of rain while outdoors
Biscuits. Lot of biscuits
Orange squash
Spaghetti hoops
Chicken nuggets
Fish fingers

'Watching The Snowman at Christmas' bought a tear to my eye 🥹

Mini milk ice lollies
Pebble beaches
Rockpools

LivelyMintViper · 28/05/2025 16:54

Paddling in freezing cold sea!

AgnesX · 28/05/2025 16:55

DriveMeCrazy1974 · 28/05/2025 16:39

Going to summer fetes at the local church or village green. Being excited about being a Brownie and then realising it was all a bit of a con to make kids do chores - earning badges for making a cup of tea, being kind to people etc - come on, did they think we were stupid!
Being allowed to play out later when summer finally got here. Buying a bag of penny sweets with the 10p you were given for going to the shop (this was the early 1980s, 10p stretched a lot further then!). Playing 40/40 in the street, wearing yellow and blue roller boots and never ever being able to stop! Reading the Beano and Dandy and then progressing to Suzy magazine. Finally reaching the dizzy heights of the teen magazines - Smash Hits, No1, Blue Jeans, Jackie, Mizz and then Just Seventeen and More!
Going out at 9am and not coming home until 5.
Being a British kid was excellent in the 1980s, I'm not sure it's so great now though.

I don't think I ever twigged about the Brownies until it was far too late and my mother press ganged me into regular service 😀

BishBashBoomer · 28/05/2025 16:55

haybales.

comeandhaveteawithme · 28/05/2025 16:55

mepipesneedlagging · 28/05/2025 16:52

😂 I was so disappointed when I wasn't packed off to boarding school for midnight feasts, washed down with lashings of ginger beer.
I should have known by our lack of a Cook or a Governess. 😔

I read so much Enid Blyton as a kid and I never realised they weren't up to date novels until years later. I thought there really were people who went to boarding schools exactly like Malory Towers and that other kids had nurseries with Gywgs in them

PuppyMonkey · 28/05/2025 16:56

Going out for a ride on your Chopper.

verityveritas · 28/05/2025 16:57

StrictlyAFemaleFemale · 28/05/2025 16:30

Watching a man in a broom cupboard with a badly behaved puppet.

i agree, but why does that sound so dodgy!

comeandhaveteawithme · 28/05/2025 16:57

dairydebris · 28/05/2025 16:54

'Watching The Snowman at Christmas' bought a tear to my eye 🥹

Mini milk ice lollies
Pebble beaches
Rockpools

There's something about Raymond Briggs books and adaptations that is so British but in just the way that I love. "Father Christmas" is perfect for it too. The scenery, the houses, the socks drying by the fire. I just love it.

Nomorecoconutboosts · 28/05/2025 16:57

Late 70s/early 80s
Clarks sandals (jelly shoes later)
deeley boppers
mini milks, ice lollies with a blob of ice cream on from the van, sparkle ice lollies - cheapest option, lemonade or orange. funny feet
boiling hot car seats
boiling hot cars no air con, windows open even on motorway
Food at motorway services was more like a canteen, nothing like it is now (not that we had any of the food)
free parking more widely available than now.
concrete under the play equipment, roundabouts that went really fast. Many park trips you’d observe some sort of fall or injury.
pretty much everyone had scabs on their knees
needing coins to pay for toilets in most tourist areas.
there weren’t really fleeces or hoodies. As a girl I’d wear a cardigan or kagoule on top of summer dress/shorts
salad was just round lettuce and sliced up cucumber plus big tomatoes, maybe spring onion. Tinned ham or tinned salmon. We had loads of value crisps, or snaps if lucky (3p)
I don’t remember seeing cherry tomatoes till I was about 20 and they were posh then.
kids drinks - those cups that you pierced the lid with the straw or a Capri sun if lucky.
Caravan holidays with no toilet or shower in them - had to go to the block.

comeandhaveteawithme · 28/05/2025 16:57

BishBashBoomer · 28/05/2025 16:55

haybales.

OMG we got chased off them once by a farmer in his tractor 😂

vinavine · 28/05/2025 16:58

Woolworths pic n mix

GigsandSkittles · 28/05/2025 16:59

@stample
Mine was sitting in the porch of the pub while your parents went inside - I remember being very excited when we visited friends in Yorkshire cos kids were allowed in the pubs!

Astrak · 28/05/2025 17:00

Being out on my pony all day and no one bothered to ask where I was going or what time I would be back. Taking a packet of sandwiches with me for these expeditions plus money for the telephone if I needed to let anyone know if I needed help.
Sharing a huge feather bedded double bed with my maternal grandmother when I stayed with her, which was a regular occurance.
Cycling a total of ten miles a day to my primary school, and then back again.

vinavine · 28/05/2025 17:00

Vienetta having to go about 10 em ways

Floatlikeafeather2 · 28/05/2025 17:00

EggnogNoggin · 28/05/2025 16:30

Sunny Delight, Turkey Twizzlers and sunburn because noone applied suncream in the 90s.

I applied sun block to my kids in the 80s from when they were babies. I just didn't use it myself because it was too expensive. By the 90s they were applying it themselves. In the 60s, my mother thought she was doing a good thing by applying Nivea suntan oil. She was in fact frying us alive. 😂

Thatwasthenthisisbetter · 28/05/2025 17:01

Playing out on the street or in the woods all day. Paper rounds.
Brilliant childrens dramas on TV early Sunday evenings, Flambards, Phoenix and the Carpet, Ballet shoes, Follyfoot ( I’ve now got the theme tune to this stuck in my head)

FamBae · 28/05/2025 17:01

The local Bobby
A bag of chips
The ice cream van
The milk man
The Generation Game
Dr Who
Getting up to change a channel on the TV
Village Fetes
Enid Blyton
The Queens Speech
Top of the Pops
Penny chews
Sherbet Fountains
and proper sized Wagon Wheels

Thank you OP for the trip down memory lane😁

Nomorecoconutboosts · 28/05/2025 17:01

@comeandhaveteawithmere the chlorine. I’ve read that if it smells very strongly of chlorine that’s triggered by the water being dirtier. Even now some people don’t shower before getting in. I think for many people showers/baths were less frequent, perhaps people peeing more in the water and that’s become less socially acceptable? So the chlorine had to work harder if people were getting in with greasier hair and more grubby generally (not everyone of course)

itsgettingweird · 28/05/2025 17:02

20p mix up from the newsagents and you could get more than 20 sweets for that!

Mojos and black jacks were a proper British childhood!

NomNomNominativeDeterminism · 28/05/2025 17:02

Kagoules