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Go fund me for Starmer.

74 replies

scorpiogirly · 19/05/2025 19:35

I'm starting a go fund me to send Starmer on a one way trip into space. Who's with me?

Lighthearted. Ish.

OP posts:
IsoldeWagner · 20/05/2025 07:25

TheBig50 · 20/05/2025 03:59

Can we organise a suitable replacement first please? If so, I'm all in.

I was going to say what a waste of space he is. Boom boom.

What a let down. I don't even know what he stands for and I voted for him.

Lost in Space Sir Starmer.... waves

Are you in his constituency? If not, you didn't vote for him.
I guess you voted Labour, so must have had a reason..

TheBig50 · 20/05/2025 07:28

ResidentPorker · 20/05/2025 06:55

This is a shitty thing to post.

A lot of knickers being twisted considering it started lighthearted with blasting him one way in to space.

I have no idea if he's gained weight.

I couldn't give a fuck about his poundage.

I give a fuck about his policies, the damage he doing to MY Labour Party and MY future.

So everybody get off your high horses, stop clutching your weightist, sexist, missed the point entirely crotches and focus on the point in hand...

The failing government, the one that has done the opposite of what the party should represent. The party that has handed the country to the right wing on a silver platter.

The party that is failing those who voted in good faith!!!

I'm sorry, did I make a joke at 4am?

Do you remember youthful Tony? That didn't last long. Knackered! Boris - near death! Cameron - fucked off and tanned.

Shitty me.

Neurodiversitydoctor · 20/05/2025 07:29

dottiedodah · 20/05/2025 06:26

Neurodiversitydoctor I think he should have left benefits alone for a start.also to take away heating allowance more gradually. How many people in a normal job work 9 to 5 these days.the EU fishing saga is just pants! The worst thing is his total disregard for the UK .he hates us.He complains about having to make cuts yet spent 2 to 3 billion on Ukraine. A

Ok how do you think these things should have been paid for ?

Koalafan · 20/05/2025 07:30

I'll ignore his nauseating voice if he can build closer relationships with the EU again, especially Germany, Spain, and Poland.

IsoldeWagner · 20/05/2025 07:32

Koalafan · 20/05/2025 07:30

I'll ignore his nauseating voice if he can build closer relationships with the EU again, especially Germany, Spain, and Poland.

Yes, I think someone's voice and physique are not the qualities I'm most bothered about in a Prime Minister.

TheBig50 · 20/05/2025 07:34

IsoldeWagner · 20/05/2025 07:32

Yes, I think someone's voice and physique are not the qualities I'm most bothered about in a Prime Minister.

I know...

These people and their politics. Huh.

Kugelblitz · 20/05/2025 07:39

scorpiogirly · 19/05/2025 19:35

I'm starting a go fund me to send Starmer on a one way trip into space. Who's with me?

Lighthearted. Ish.

lol.
Labour voter my arse. Most economic experts seem to think the EU deal is good. The fishing bit is a continuation of what the Tories did.

luckylavender · 20/05/2025 07:41

Yawn!

RachelRosing · 20/05/2025 07:43

This is a really odd thread.

NotSayingImBatman · 20/05/2025 07:44

Most of the people getting themselves into a frenzy about fishing rights will benefit a lot more from their supermarket bill dropping when lorries of food are no longer queuing at Dover than they ever will from keeping EU fishing boats out of British water.

But we all know they’ll choose to froth about the things the Daily Mail tells them to froth about. T’was ever thus.

Koalafan · 20/05/2025 07:46

IsoldeWagner · 20/05/2025 07:32

Yes, I think someone's voice and physique are not the qualities I'm most bothered about in a Prime Minister.

I didn't mention physique.
Voices actually do matter, even if you aren't aware of that. A perfect example can be seen with the first leader of the DDR, Walter Ulbricht.

TheBig50 · 20/05/2025 07:48

IsoldeWagner · 20/05/2025 07:32

Yes, I think someone's voice and physique are not the qualities I'm most bothered about in a Prime Minister.

That's just reminded me of my Nan voting for David Cameron because he looked nicer than Gordon Brown.
She died a few years back now. She was my everything. My best friend.
The only person I'd never fallen out with...

That was the most difficult "Oh, okay" that I have ever had to choke out!

TheBig50 · 20/05/2025 07:51

Koalafan · 20/05/2025 07:46

I didn't mention physique.
Voices actually do matter, even if you aren't aware of that. A perfect example can be seen with the first leader of the DDR, Walter Ulbricht.

I was the physique mongerer in this instance.

I stand by my beliefs. Jarvis Cocker for PM.

Neurodiversitydoctor · 20/05/2025 07:59

TheBig50 · 20/05/2025 07:51

I was the physique mongerer in this instance.

I stand by my beliefs. Jarvis Cocker for PM.

Sir Keir tends to the overweight, he was advised to lose weight in the run up to the election. I think he is just going back to his " set point", some people do get heavier when they are stressed, other people find the weight drops off them. Can't see it matter one way or the other TBH.

RachelRosing · 20/05/2025 07:59

Is this thread the result of the fact that it's quite a good deal.

sparrowflewdown · 20/05/2025 08:01

When he greeted Ursula yesterday it was excruciating. He looked like a boy kissing his great aunt - quite extraordinarily stomach churning.

HappydaysArehere · 20/05/2025 08:08

This is a daft thread. He is attempting to sort out the so called deal with Europe that the Tories made. Give him a chance.

HangryLikeTheHulk · 20/05/2025 08:18

I think he’s doing a great job, taking actual action rather than blustering.

Koalafan · 20/05/2025 08:19

TheBig50 · 20/05/2025 07:48

That's just reminded me of my Nan voting for David Cameron because he looked nicer than Gordon Brown.
She died a few years back now. She was my everything. My best friend.
The only person I'd never fallen out with...

That was the most difficult "Oh, okay" that I have ever had to choke out!

Voice isn't the same as how someone looks.

Koalafan · 20/05/2025 08:19

TheBig50 · 20/05/2025 07:51

I was the physique mongerer in this instance.

I stand by my beliefs. Jarvis Cocker for PM.

Oh, no thanks. 😂

TheBig50 · 20/05/2025 08:21

sparrowflewdown · 20/05/2025 08:01

When he greeted Ursula yesterday it was excruciating. He looked like a boy kissing his great aunt - quite extraordinarily stomach churning.

Edited

From Little Mermaid?

Sorry. I had to. People are still commenting on the weight thing far too seriously.

Not one person has asked what the Go Fund me total is.

What's the total @scorpiogirly ?

TheBig50 · 20/05/2025 08:23

IsoldeWagner · 20/05/2025 07:25

Are you in his constituency? If not, you didn't vote for him.
I guess you voted Labour, so must have had a reason..

I did have a reason. More than one in fact.

TheBig50 · 20/05/2025 08:24

Koalafan · 20/05/2025 08:19

Oh, no thanks. 😂

What?!

Don't make me kick off now. You won't like me when I'm ranting! 🤣

Mmm... Jarvis...

dottiedodah · 20/05/2025 08:26

Neurodiversitydoctor as explained I'm my posy by not sending 3 billion pounds to Ukraine for a start. Maybe 1 billion and not cut benefits. The cut in heating allowance should have been discussed. It was like a bolt from the blue. Right wing press say to give money for boat people.whethet true or otherwise. He is opening the door to Farage and Co. A Bloody nose last week in LE .Farage grinning like mad .I vote Labour but feel let down. He doesn't listen and learn. After 14 years of tories .we Don't want an even more right wing party!

LadyKenya · 20/05/2025 08:28

Iliketowearmyimacintherain · 20/05/2025 07:22

Of course we need to protect our fishing rights but I’m confused because I’ve rarely met anyone British who eats fish except fish fingers.

Do we eat all the fish we catch?

No!

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