I was seeing someone for two years and it ended about 6 months ago.
although I knew it was over between us and I’ve been fine, I have today seen a photo of him with his new girlfriend and for some reasons it’s cut me a little bit (WHY!!!)
so a bit light hearted I promise- if I list the ‘icks’ (sorry I know some hate that phrase) will you help me pick myself up by choosing one to agree with and make me feel better?
1- his finger nails were so badly chewed they looked really tiny and quite sore. Eew.
2- he didn’t give any foreplay but always expected it back.
3- despite having great teeth he brushed them with a badly overused brush and for about 15 seconds.
4- he wore the same 4 T-shirts on rotation for the 2 years I knew him. Same tshirt for any occasion be it Xmas day, hiking a fell, holiday abroad or mowing the lawn.
5- he bragged about being ‘rich’ saying he had a trust fund, loads of savings account, owning silver? He did have a well paid job HOWEVER we paid everything 50/50 and he would gasp at the prices of everything like cocktails, food- money isn’t important to me and I’m happy to pay but I thought it was funny how he bragged but there was never any kindness or treats but I would for him.
6- on holiday he would barely shower- even though we would be hot and sweaty from extreme heat I had to tell him he should have a shower.
7- he always wore a cap, usually the same white cap that sometimes was covered in yellow marks (sweat) yet he barely washed it.
8- I got an ick from his work ethic. Despite a good job he would call in sick a lot even though he wasn’t or he’d tell them his kids were sick to get a day off.
Argh- why has it hurt me to see he has moved on!