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To be shocked watching back kids movies from my childhood with DD

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Picklepower · 17/02/2025 17:10

DD is 6 and we watch quite a few films together, mixture of old and new. Last Halloween I was so excited to watch a film from my childhood, decided against hocus pocus but went with Casper. Well, turns out not once but TWICE Eric idle's character shouts BITCH at Carrigan. (She's is tbf but a bit much for a Pg film).

Just sat down to watch Charlie and the chocolate factory (from 2005!) and mike teevee says 'even a retard could figure it out'. What the hell!

Any other corkers you've come across watching back your childhood films?

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Picklepower · 17/02/2025 19:44

SwanOfThoseThings · 17/02/2025 19:42

It's blasphemous (refers to the blood of Christ).

Is blasphemous that same as swearing?

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CurbsideProphet · 17/02/2025 19:45

RJ2023 · 17/02/2025 19:38

Don't ever let your children watch "Through the Dragon's Eye" - it was a "Look and Read" childrens programme pretty much every primary school child was forced to watch in the late 1980s / early 90s. I had nightmares for months about that. I've just found a few episodes on YouTube whilst writing this post and it still scares me!!!

I remember this! Some parents had to ask for their children to be sat away from the tv and given something else to do they found it so scary!

Funkyslippers · 17/02/2025 19:46

MirrorMirror70 · 17/02/2025 19:25

I watched Dirty Dancing for the first time when I was about 7-8 and I remember thinking Penny was “a bit poorly” and Baby’s dad made her feel better. The whole botched abortion thing totally flew over my head, thankfully!

Also, I’m slightly embarrassed to admit that despite watching Forrest Gump at least 30 times over the years since it first came out, it was only about 3-4 years ago that I realised Forrest’s mum has sex with the principal to get Forrest a place in the mainstream school 😶I was in my mid-30s!

Yeah I was about 14 when I managed to get into the cinema to see it & still didn't get the abortion storyline. I obviously didn't understand what "knocked up" meant

Hyperion100 · 17/02/2025 19:46

Ghostbusters blowjob scene😂

Mumtobabyhavoc · 17/02/2025 19:49

SwanOfThoseThings · 17/02/2025 19:42

It's blasphemous (refers to the blood of Christ).

No, that's a misconception

www.oxfordreference.com/display/10.1093/oi/authority.20110803095513828#:~:text=The%20adjective%20is%20used%20informally,17th%20and%20early%2018th%20centuries.

Jellyfishnchips · 17/02/2025 19:50

NoseyFarkers · 17/02/2025 19:20

Try Watership Down op, you'll realise how tame your previous watches have been then 😂

*Still shudder at WSD, decades later. Anyone else?

Yup. The buckets of gore in that end sequence with the baddie rabbit o__O
and those freaky ghost bunnies when they all get intombed in the burrow

< shudders >

rashdecisi0n · 17/02/2025 19:52

SwanOfThoseThings · 17/02/2025 19:42

It's blasphemous (refers to the blood of Christ).

"From the mid 18th century until quite recently, bloody used as a swear word was regarded as unprintable, probably from the mistaken belief that it implied a blasphemous reference to the blood of Christ, or that the word was an alteration of ‘by Our Lady’; hence the shock occasioned in Shaw's play when Eliza uses the words ‘Not bloody likely’ (see Pygmalion)."

Source: Oxford Reference Dictionary

Redheadedstepchild · 17/02/2025 19:53

BustyLaRoux · 17/02/2025 19:41

Wow yes, I mean I thought it was hilarious when I was about 14. And I’d probably watch it again
now (not with my 11 year old!) The basic premise is exactly that. Two teenage boys creating a living fantasy woman for them to…..well, do what teenage boys do!

In the same vein, "Mannequin." Probably unwatchable now and I've veered off the subject of children's films into teen films but anyway...

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 17/02/2025 19:54

@RJ2023 you inspired me to look at Through The Dragons Eye on YouTube. It might scare me now due to the terrible set design (like Eldarado for kids) and acting. The dragon looks like he was made on Blue Peter!

To be shocked watching back kids movies from my childhood with DD
dannyufcfan · 17/02/2025 19:55

Bill and ted.

Waltdisnerd · 17/02/2025 19:56

Not a movie but me and my siblings loved WWE as children. Watching back now it's crazy the things they got away with!

Namechanger385u4p · 17/02/2025 19:57

I LOVED through the dragon's eye. Scary in a good way.

As a teen, i genuinely thought the line from Grease "wont go to bed til im legally wed" meant that sandy desperately wanted a husband so much that she would spend all night looking for one Blush

Picklepower · 17/02/2025 19:57

When I was a young teen I was really in to Bad Girls, and footballers wives. No idea what my mum was thinking

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WearyAuldWumman · 17/02/2025 19:57

Picklepower · 17/02/2025 17:27

Grease prompted me to ask my mum what a virgin was when I was about 5

Found this re the rating of the film:

www.bbfc.co.uk/education/case-studies/grease-1978

Namechanger385u4p · 17/02/2025 19:58

Anyone remember Elador too? I still have nightmares about that

bringonyourwreckingball · 17/02/2025 19:59

I do remember watching Back to the Future with my kids when they were maybe 8 and 6 and thinking there was a lot more ‘language’ in it than I remembered but no one was traumatized by it.

Redheadedstepchild · 17/02/2025 19:59

dannyufcfan · 17/02/2025 19:55

Bill and ted.

What happened in Bill and Ted? My DS loved it. "Be excellent to one another!" I may well have missed something so tell me, please.

RJ2023 · 17/02/2025 20:02

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 17/02/2025 19:54

@RJ2023 you inspired me to look at Through The Dragons Eye on YouTube. It might scare me now due to the terrible set design (like Eldarado for kids) and acting. The dragon looks like he was made on Blue Peter!

I think it was the way Charn was dressed that scared me the most and the way he almost defeated Gorwen (sorry - spoiler alert!) - but also the music. It was like a horror film for me at 10 years old. I genuinely had nightmares for months!

Shetlands · 17/02/2025 20:02

Remember The Clangers? I met an actor / musician years ago who was one of the people using a slide whistle to make the Clangers' voices. He said they needed a script to work from, otherwise the whistles didn't sound like real language. He also said that the scripts were filthy and liberally peppered with swearing but only they knew that!

There's something to share with your tots when watching it! 😂

Wintershealing · 17/02/2025 20:03

Picklepower · 17/02/2025 19:57

When I was a young teen I was really in to Bad Girls, and footballers wives. No idea what my mum was thinking

I'm sure it did no harm in the long run 😆

WearyAuldWumman · 17/02/2025 20:04

ChompandaGrazia · 17/02/2025 17:58

I put ET on for my class to watch years ago. It’s a U so that’s fine, right?
One kid calls another ‘penis breath’…..

I used the National Theatre "A Midsummer Night's Dream" with an S2/Y9 class.

PG, NT - so now worries, eh? The one time in my life I didn't check out the video beforehand.

Then Bottom took Titania from behind. I leapt at the machine in an attempt to switch it off - and accidentally hit the (VHS) fast forward, thereby making the movements look even more obscene.

Kids were still laughing about it when they bid me farewell at the end of 6th Year.

Minimili · 17/02/2025 20:04

When I was 11 one of the kids in my drama class was bragging to the teacher they were allowed to watch Thelma and Louise that had been released a couple of years before.

The teacher was visibly shocked so I asked what it was about. She obviously didn’t want to go into details but said it was about two best friends who went on a road trip together and had adventures.

I told my mum it sounded great when I finished school and begged to watch it, I assumed the teacher had been shocked at my classmate watching it because it was such a good film and had FOMO.

My mum borrowed it off her friend who was a neighbour who brought her daughter round for a video night, it had been recorded off the tv onto video so had nothing showing age rating on the case, I think the very beginning had been missed with the rating as well.

We settled down with our popcorn and I can’t remember how far until the film we got but I remember my mum wrenching the video out in shock and asking why on earth Mrs Smith would possibly recommend it to kids?!

My mum cleared up the misunderstanding that Mrs Smith had just been trying to avoid the kids chatting about the film in lessons and had just been shutting the conversation down by giving a brief synopsis. Luckily my mum found the whole thing funny but I could imagine some parents believing that she’d been trying to sell it to a group of 11 year olds.

Our neighbour wasn’t impressed, her daughter was younger and she believed we were going to watch an age appropriate film about best friends having adventures like the famous five 😂.
There wasn’t the internet around to quickly google the film back in the olden days of the 90s.

I’ve still never seen the film so no idea how inappropriate it actually was, I wonder if that kid in my class bragging about watching it had actually seen it, they were nodding along with Mrs Smiths tame description so I’m guessing they were just showing off. They were a bit of a Jay from the inbetweeners!

Cupcakes2035 · 17/02/2025 20:04

ReadingParty · 17/02/2025 19:08

Is the Goonies the one where they won't let the fat kid ('Chunk', predictably) come inside the house unless he pulls up his top and does a dance that makes all his torso fat wobble?

yea, i forgot that part, the truffle shuffle

Redheadedstepchild · 17/02/2025 20:06

SwanOfThoseThings · 17/02/2025 19:40

According to the BBFC website, it's a PG (and has been since its 1987 release).

Also, if you think about it, Shrek was a pretty shameless copy of "Fungus The Bogeyman."

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 17/02/2025 20:07

RJ2023 · 17/02/2025 20:02

I think it was the way Charn was dressed that scared me the most and the way he almost defeated Gorwen (sorry - spoiler alert!) - but also the music. It was like a horror film for me at 10 years old. I genuinely had nightmares for months!

Do you remember the other Look & Read shows, Earthwarp and Geordie Racer? I still remember the music to both of those too. Which is crazy when most days I can't remember where I put my keys!

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