Re: whoever suggested 'Keanu Reeves Is Not In Love With You' by Becky Holmes, thank you, she shines a light into romance fraud, and she's hilarious!
To 'Prince Andrew' who says 'I am glad you took your time to reply..I am a leader that combines unique leadership abilities with humility, simplicity and generosity that has earned me a place in the hearts of citizens'
Becky - 'can I ask you a question?'
PA: 'Yes'
Becky - 'What happens when the men are only half way up? They're neither up nor down I suppose'.
Sorry your highness, (may I call you Andrew?) I shouldn't be questioning your military tactics, I have a 2 for 1 voucher for Pizza Express, will you have dinner with me?'
The Cluedo Prince William conversation had me crying with laughter :)