DH went off to reading beer festival yesterday. he does these little trips with a mate fairly often. I drove them to the train, they had planned to get a certain train there and back and then a bus back to our town from the station.
phone rings at 10.30. DH in very noisy pub saying. 'i can't hear you' over and over.
then he rings back to say 'we're in oxford. we got on the wrong train and can't get back'.
DD2 in bed with a friend sleeping over. I'd had 2 glasses of wine so wasn't driving anywhere. so I yelled that down the phone.
DH repeating drunkenly down the phone 'i'm in oxford'
me yelling 'step out of the pub you wanker'
DH dared suggest I go to pick them up - along the lines of 'can't you come and get me?'
me 'are you out of your fucking mind? have you forgotten we have children?'
conversation ends with DH shouting something about trying to get a train then a taxi.
There are NO taxis around the village where the station is or our town after 10 in the evening. you can't just phone a taxi!
I think sod it and went to bed. he is after all a grown up.
DH somehow manages to get home around 3 this morning.
I have no idea how as i'm not speaking to him. I think maybe they got a taxi. how much would that have cost??????
Is he a stupid twat wanker for managing to get on the wrong train?
Is he even stupider to expect me to leave DD2 and friend in bed and drive to reading to get him?
what should I punish him with?