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To think my neighbour has taken gender identication too far .

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Missmarplesknittingbuddy · 09/01/2025 12:09

Neighbour has been unwell with flu . Just rang and asked her if she needed any shopping . Gave me a short list including washing liquid . She asked for the Persil " non binary one " . 😁 She knows i am posting and wants to read the responses to cheer her up .

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murasaki · 10/01/2025 00:19

crackofdoom · 10/01/2025 00:18

We went on holiday when I was a kid, leaving our neighbour to feed the cats. Got back to a note saying she'd left the back door keys in the conservative.

There are so many ways that can be construed, all of them funny!

Yellowcakestand · 10/01/2025 00:26

I say that Parma Violet sweets taste like old ladies smell.

DS when younger asked for 'those sweets that are round and purple...Old ladies privates'.
Open the floor now 🤦‍♀️

murasaki · 10/01/2025 00:28

Yellowcakestand · 10/01/2025 00:26

I say that Parma Violet sweets taste like old ladies smell.

DS when younger asked for 'those sweets that are round and purple...Old ladies privates'.
Open the floor now 🤦‍♀️

Hes not wrong re old ladies though, as long as you consider that they stash them in their handbag, which is private. Beyond that, well.....

YesItsMe44 · 10/01/2025 00:56

I worked doing transcription in college. One of the guys would type "patient had Pabst (brand of beer in the States) smear, " and/or "a public examination." He had 4 sisters we thought he might have done it on purpose! 😂

Turophilic · 10/01/2025 01:10

I humiliated myself at a quiz night with my parents at their work family event when I was teenager. Dad worked at a university.

We were given the quote “religion is the opiate of the masses” and my Dad said Karl Marx. I argued with him (rather too audibly) that it didn’t sound the sort of thing one of the Marx brothers would say.

Notaflippinclue · 10/01/2025 13:59

Can we see the deleted posts? Mark Zuckerberg demands it please.

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