To do some 2025 Mumsnet resolutions

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1. Make a cooked chicken last a week every week
2. massive salads every day
3. Get rid of ALL toilet brushes 1st January
4. Never let my BMI get above 20
5. Shop at Boden
6. Avoid Daily Mail at all costs
7. Log it with 101
8. Buy Ring Doorbell
9. Never answer door
10. Never move out of London/Home Counties

if I adhere to above I should have a v productive year 🙌

Vow to LTB at first sign of the ick

Omg yes of course !! 🤣

Book my ADHD and dementia assessments as soon as I remember to.

Omg yes!!! 🙌

I’ll have some Narc assessments as well while I’m about it 🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

1. Stop wearing mascara on lower lashes
2. Go NC with at least 27 members of my family because my SiL calls me fat and no-one disagrees
3. Endlessly expound that a mere whiff of dope will have us, our children and our pet snail hooked on hard-core drugs by teatime
4. Write a treatise about the sheer magicalness of our perfect life, our perfect childre, our perfect MN salary, and how gentle parenting has made our sone the poppet he is today

No need

It can be diagnosed from just a post on mn

Remind myself that the teacher is always hardworking, discerning and well intentioned; that my kids are brats and I'm an over-entitled mum

Hate your MIL even if she's lovely this will ensure you don't have to see her too often.

Every illness requires to be seen in A&E just incase.

All teachers and NHS workers are greedy and should be reminded it's a vocation and you chose it.

Ensure your parents have left you everything in their will because that's your entitlement.

Forhot these !

NC !! With literally everyone !

Never make friends with anyone as there’s too much drama !!

This !!

Worry disproportionately about having an only child

If anyone comes to me with a problem only reply with 'did you not talk about this BEFORE having a baby/buying the house/taking inf the job?'

Never open the front door unless a week's notice was given of the visit

Do not do a poo in the guest toilet when visiting someone's house

Destest snobbery but clutch my pearls so tightly they crumble to dust at the thought of my kids mixing with working class children or god forbid !! - going to a working class school !

Yybti the top one - in writing !

Do not sit on beds wearing clothes that have been outside.

Only shop at Waitrose and the local butchers Food form ‘cheap supermarkets’ is slimey don’t you know!

Never employ a tradesman as they might use the toilet ! 😮😮😮😮

Batch cook. It's the answer to all woes. Broke? Exhausted? Overwhelmed by work, housework, children, relationship issues, religious mania...?

Batch cook a bolognese to put in the freezer, it'll make all your cares seem lighter

I'm not even being sarcastic

Haha so true !!

Get a cleaner, then sack the cleaner for daring to have a drink of water.
Kick out your child as soon as they turn 18.

I can't believe you've neglected any sign of hygeine

Have a shower or wash at least 3 times a day
Wash clothes after 3 hours of wear
Wash towels and bedding at least daily
but not in the same Wash as underwear

Train your nose to detect and judge fellow workers/commuters who arent following the above schedule!

THERAPY because your DH sneezes too loud also report anyone at work who is laughing with a member of the opposite sex (cos they must be shagging)

Become a terf

Complain that we have no money left at the end of the month cos we only earn 150k each, then posters encourage you to write down all your outgoings so they can nitpick at it.....instead of telling you to get a fucking grip...