To do some 2025 Mumsnet resolutions

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1. Make a cooked chicken last a week every week
2. massive salads every day
3. Get rid of ALL toilet brushes 1st January
4. Never let my BMI get above 20
5. Shop at Boden
6. Avoid Daily Mail at all costs
7. Log it with 101
8. Buy Ring Doorbell
9. Never answer door
10. Never move out of London/Home Counties

if I adhere to above I should have a v productive year 🙌

Never leave the house in case you have to come into contact with other people.

Bulk all meals out with Lentils.

Change your bedding daily.

Get your ducks in a row.

Take in a lodger.

Make sure you are well groomed for the school run or you will be shunned.
You can be a bit muddy if you have been dog walking .You can let the dog jump over everyone ...if they or their kids are frightened or allergic.. well ,they are just unreasonable .

Book myself a spa day on the regular