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Spin off: who are the least talented famous singers?

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WishinAndHopin · 15/12/2024 12:00

Mick Jagger: just shouts tunelessly. He can’t sing at all.

Generally a lot of men in bands, like the Gallagher brothers, Alex Turner, and the singers in the Kinks.

Chris Martin - he’s just an insipid whiner. There was an advert with a woman with a good voice singing while driving a big lorry. I thought “that’s a nice song” and realised that it was actually Yellow by Coldplay. I never even realised it was a decent song because he just sounds so horrendous.

Generally women are held to a much higher vocal standard, and are only ever considered respectable artists if they are also good singers. Men who can’t sing get away with it. But ti balance it here are two women:

Geri Halliwell: Posh gets shit on for her bad singing but at least she had a pleasant enough tone. Geri is far worse - flat as a pancake.

Taylor Swift: such a weak voice. Sounds like mediocre karaoke.

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suburburban · 15/12/2024 20:14

@Nanny0gg

Yes totally agree, but prefer his voice to John and I love his melodic Beatles tracks and his more rocky ones as well

Okbyethen · 15/12/2024 20:15

I detest Florence and the Machine!!! She just shouts and sounds fucking AWFUL 🤮🤮🤮
I always change the station when she comes on the radio.

Nanny0gg · 15/12/2024 20:16

billycat321 · 15/12/2024 13:34

Elvis. Breathing control so bad he took a breath in the middle of 'woo (breathe in)den heart'. Never wrote any original material. Guitar accompaniment to, for example, Wooden Heart and Love me Tender so simplistic, could have been played by a ten year old. The King, indeed- not in my opinion.

You have to appreciate what went before.

He revolutionised pop music

BigPorker · 15/12/2024 20:16

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suburburban · 15/12/2024 20:17

Jedward

EsmeSusanOgg · 15/12/2024 20:18

napody · 15/12/2024 12:05

Generally women are held to a much higher vocal standard, and are only ever considered respectable artists if they are also good singers. Men who can’t sing get away with it

This is true, BUT:
If you watch ' sounds of the sixties' and see tbe uniform bands in grey suits swaying in unison, you see that Mick Jaggers performances were actually groundbreaking. He moves and performs like he's a different species- shook things up so much.

Being a great artist isn't just about having a 'good' voice. Diana Ross had a less technically proficient and powerful voice than tbe other supremes. They were right to make her the lead singer, her distinctive reedy poppy voice set them apart and moved pop music on.

Yeah, there's more to being a star than just the voice. You have performance, but also songwriting ability. Someone up thread said Taylor Swift, but she is a superb performer and song writer.

Some artists just have presence.

I admire a beautiful voice, but an interesting voice can also be appealing without being technically brilliant.

NippyCrab · 15/12/2024 20:19

Katy Perry
Adele (sorry fans) talented but I detest her voice.
Kylie this decade although I love her music.
Madonna, love her music, her voice isn't the best vocally, or acting 😂

EsmeSusanOgg · 15/12/2024 20:20

CharlotteLightandDark · 15/12/2024 18:29

Mick Jagger is a rock star, not a ‘singer’ as such. Awesome performer and decent blues harmonica player.

Lana Del Rey has a beautiful, otherworldly voice on record and is amazing at drawing you into her world but she is more a poet and studio artist than a performer really.

She’s not a belter and struggles to project her voice in the big outdoor shows. I’d love to see her in a tiny jazz club but those days are long gone sadly - she sold out 5 stadium dates in about 2 days.

I really dislike Beyoncé and Adele’s voices, I can hear their talented but don’t find them enjoyable to listen to at all.

Not usually my thing, but saw Beyonce in a stadium... And wow could she perform.

BigPorker · 15/12/2024 20:23

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Aworldofmyown · 15/12/2024 20:23

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Which Killers song?

BigPorker · 15/12/2024 20:25

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Bowietips · 15/12/2024 20:26

SharpLurker · 15/12/2024 12:19

Nah. Not for me.
I trained for 15 years as an opera singer, singing is all about the technicality for me.
Nothing in the pop charts impresses me - anybody can do it with the technology they use nowadays.

Katherine Jenkins, though she has a perfectly nice voice for classical crossover, is really not that strong as a classical singer. She has neither the technique nor the strength and stamina.

I'm surprised you rate her highly if you really were trained for 15 years as an opera singer Maybe you simply mean compared with the likes of Geri Halliwell, which definitely is a fair point!

Nanny0gg · 15/12/2024 20:31

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I saw him back in the 70s and he was fabulous

Sadly he's another one that needs to stop now

AnxiousAnnie1984 · 15/12/2024 20:34

PoppyRoseBucky · 15/12/2024 19:04

I think some people are mistaking "not liking a singer's style of singing/music" for being "least talented."

You're off your rocker if you're listing Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Adele, Beyonce as "least talented." It's fine to dislike their style of singing-or music-but they're objectively good/amazing singers.

Also, the topic is "least talented singer" not that they're not talented in other ways. Taylor Swift is not a vocalist. She's a singer-songwriter, and we can go easy on the singer part. There's nothing wrong that-and I like her music-but she's not a great singer. If she wasn't such a good songwriter-I doubt she'd be as popular.

I really don't like "cursive" singing. There's a time in a place for that indie girl sound but some really do overdo it and it makes me wonder if their voices are good enough/distinctive enough to stand out. I suspect they're not and that's why they overuse that style of singing to force their voice to be distinctive when it's just bang average.

I think the issue nowadays there's so much studio (and live) trickery that you can't really tell who can find a note and who can't. I think gone are the days of genuinely talent vocalists like Mariah, Whitney, Celine because there's no need to hone your craft and voice when technology can correct your pitch and you can hide behind the trickery (even when performing live).

I was about to type the same exact message 😂.

I love how there are enough singers for everyone ‘s taste and being a good singer technically/being a good singer because you happen to have a good sound are different things but can make someone equally successful!

Cursive singing makes my skin crawl, to me it’s the most annoying type of singing in the world! And although I am not a fan of belters like Adele, Whitney, Mariah etc I respect them as artists-they’re just not my taste.

Taylor Swift has s lovely voice when she sings in her lower registers which she does more in her latest albums, but I agree with what others have said; she’s not a super talented vocalist, it’s the songwriting skill, discipline and general attitude that makes her popular and successful.

I am an (amateur) singer and some people think I have a good voice, but to me it’s ‘just my voice’ so I don’t hear it in the same way. 🤷🏽‍♀️

WrongSortOfPoster · 15/12/2024 20:34

@NippyCrab Adele (sorry fans) talented but I detest her voice. Me too.

arcticpandas · 15/12/2024 20:38

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Wasn't talking about the real singers😉

marmaladeandpeanutbutter · 15/12/2024 20:56

I don't know, really. The absolute best singer is Raye. Stunning.

snurtifier · 15/12/2024 21:01

People in this thread are massively exaggerating what's possible in terms of making bad singers sound better in the studio. Auto-Tune can fix notes that are flat or sharp, but it can't make a weak singer sound strong.

Bob Dylan came up singing in folk clubs, protest marches, union rallies and so on where there was typically no amplification. So he developed a singing style that's mainly about being heard at the back of the room. (Personally I quite like his singing but don't like many of his songs.)

A terrible singer who's not yet been mentioned: Van Morrison.

FizzyBisto · 15/12/2024 22:25

Arran2024 · 15/12/2024 17:33

I was just thinking of her. She absolutely murdered a couple of tunes when she performed at Hyde Park a few years ago at one of those Radio 2 in the Park days. Probably the worst vocals I have ever heard live. But in her case it's age.

I was so disappointed when she represented the UK at Eurovision. I don't know if she just wasn't well on the night, or if she's lost it as she's grown older.

Back in the 80s, she was incomparable. Yes, her voice was always raspy; she was never going to be mistaken for Karen Carpenter - but she was amazing.

FizzyBisto · 15/12/2024 22:28

Piggywaspushed · 15/12/2024 17:56

Well, quite!

Next up, someone will declare Freddie to be average.

He was quite good, but not as talented as some of the Dreamers Grin

FizzyBisto · 15/12/2024 22:30

FuckItItsFine · 15/12/2024 17:43

I’ve clarified that I only meant his singing voice; he is an incredibly talented songwriter.

Indeed. Steve Wonder is a fabulous pianist, but he doesn't build his own pianos!

CandiedPrincess · 15/12/2024 22:46

The majority of posts on this thread are just personal preference rather than actually highlighting bad singers 🫠

Toopulululu · 15/12/2024 22:53

There are a quite a few boy and girl band members whose voices are bang average. I’ve always thought Cheryl and Kimberley from Girls Aloud were noticeably weaker vocally than the other three, and Lisa Scott Lee in Steps is definitely not as good a vocalist as Claire and Faye.

That said, it’s all about the package and none of them are awful.

RampantIvy · 15/12/2024 22:58

CandiedPrincess · 15/12/2024 22:46

The majority of posts on this thread are just personal preference rather than actually highlighting bad singers 🫠

I agree.

TempestTost · 15/12/2024 23:00

I's hard to answer this because not all pop starts are singers as such, even though they sing.

Of the ones that are supposed to be singers, I guess someone like Madonna might count.I think her singing is very heavily engineered.

You could also argue that singers like Adele who muck up their voices, while they sound great when young, aren't "great" singers. But then you'd have to include people like Robert Plant or Joni Mitchell.