To still think exactly is hot?

[Jumell]

met my ex for coffee a bit earlier - we’re lucky we’ve still got a good relationship - gosh I still think he’s hot - frim his looks to his accent !!

Conclusion - I really need to get a life !!

any ideas for any pre Xmas distractions before I start going through old photo albums !!

My worst ex was also incredibly hot. As a previous poster said they have to be hot to make up for the twattishness.

Haha the cockney accent is very ‘chef’s kiss’ ❤️

His parents were actually Irish so it’s quite an achievement for him to have turned out so ‘Blimey, Guv’nor!’

I guess the main thing I learned from our relationship was that if something’s blocking the drain you -

’Gerrit asaaahht!’

Quite a valuable life lesson.

It’s a good thing now and again to have sinful thoughts 😉

FPNI 🎯

True ..

I wrote a list but posted it to Santa last night ! Aaargh !!!

I hope he delivers

🤣 point taken !

The hot / twat dichotomy!

Why are you telling us, OP? Go and tell him

I have done actually after a few glasses of wine 😭

felt I’ve embarrassed myself !!

if I book myself the next flight to New Zealand - everyone will know why ! 😭

And....? What did he say?

He said he’d come round in Saturday fifa chat - dunno if this is going to be good or bad !! 😭😭😭😭

An ex is an ex for a reason. And agreed with a pp, one at least of my exes was ridiculously hot as well as being a grade A twat. He now lives in Bucharest (he’s British) and think he had to be careful after pissing off some of the local girls who got their brothers onto him.

It’s bad. You know it’s bad!

Aargh !! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Nah, go and get yours OP

This is exceptional life advice 😂😂

Gerrit assaahht?

Gerrit aaaaht lol!

sorry my typo !!

Oh that accent would make my fanny clamp shut!

is that is supposed to be him saying 'get it out' 😬

not hot and sexy to me sorry.

To be fair it’s definitely not for everyone …

Is he very virile?

Yes !!

e.g foreign object falls into fireplace -

“Gerrit aaaaaaht!”

I learned so much when I was with him ..

Pope and Catholic come to mind …

I know it's Friday but go easy on the wine there babe