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Fran2023 · 2024-12-03T08:04:36+00:00

Trivial I know, but I’m trying to keep my mind off the mess that the world is in. Does it bother anyone else when you hear or read someone saying ‘I could care less’ when they mean ‘I couldn’t care less’ ? What this mistake means is the opposite to the what they (appear) to mean. For example: ‘I could give a damn that you need a lift to the station. I’m busy!’ Anyway, just wanted to share and as it’s only me and the cat this morning and she told me that she ‘could care less’ I’m posting here.

5128gap · 04/12/2024 08:27

Onthesideofthespiders · 04/12/2024 07:58

It came from them being sarcastic and saying the phrase, “Like I could care less.” The like got dropped so now it doesn’t make sense. Your football example makes absolutely no sense. Just stick to the real version of what happened. Sarcasm gone wrong.

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Sorry, I've no idea what you mean. It was I who said perhaps it came from the like being dropped. Never mentioned football.

Onthesideofthespiders · 04/12/2024 08:33

@5128gap
Sorry! Meant to quote the one two above you. Didn’t scroll back up far enough!

CaptainMyCaptain · 04/12/2024 08:45

evilharpy · 03/12/2024 08:47

I'm in my mid forties and have never in my life heard "another think coming". It doesn't make any sense.

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It does. If you think I'm going to (e.g.) clean up after you then you have another think coming (because you are wrong).

Another thing coming wouldn't make sense.

CaptainMyCaptain · 04/12/2024 08:47

DaphnesCafe · 03/12/2024 11:15

No, it’s not! It’s been corrupted to nettle. It still makes sense but that’s not the original idiom. Mettle means bravery/strength etc.

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No. It's nettle. It means be brave and do the thing that is going to be uncomfortable or difficult.

CaptainMyCaptain · 04/12/2024 08:51

Catsmere · 03/12/2024 22:40

I saw one the other day that had someone being "at a lose end" - I just hope it was a typo!

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I think this type of this is often a result of autocorrect - the word is spelled correctly but it is the wrong word - people assume it is the right word because their phone says so and it becomes accepted. There are plenty of other examples like this.

squashyhat · 04/12/2024 08:55

Mmmcheese89 · 03/12/2024 10:44

This is brilliant. I'm sending it to all my illiterate Facebook friends as an early Christmas present. I'm sure they will thank me

AlertCat · 04/12/2024 09:15

evilharpy · 03/12/2024 08:47

I'm in my mid forties and have never in my life heard "another think coming". It doesn't make any sense.

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Apologies if someone else has said this! It’s “think” because it would be something like, “If you think you’re getting away with that, you’ve got another think coming.” Meaning that you’re wrong, you’ll have to change your opinion, think again=> have another think.

Catsmere · 04/12/2024 10:55

CaptainMyCaptain · 04/12/2024 08:51

I think this type of this is often a result of autocorrect - the word is spelled correctly but it is the wrong word - people assume it is the right word because their phone says so and it becomes accepted. There are plenty of other examples like this.

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Could well be, or here, that someone didn't catch their mistake before posting. This one was a thread title, so there'd be no correcting it.

I think the one that irritates me most is how "lay" has taken over from "lie".

TheSkyRaisin · 04/12/2024 12:05

I've come to the conclusion that language evolves because of stupidity and laziness.

Sometime before the 1600s educated and pedantic people were bemoaning the stupidity and laziness that changed norange to orange and napron to apron. No doubt there was much tutting and eyerolling, but it clearly made no difference.

The same way -assuming humanity still exists in a few hundred years - people will marvel over the etymology of chester draws:

"Did you know they did not originate in Chester, that's a common mistake. The term was originally 'chest of draws' and draws used to be spelt d-r-a-w-e-r-s with two syllables! Sometime in the 21st century people decided they could no longer be asked about the -er at the end."

"Oh, how interesting! The way language evolves is fascinating."

🙄🙄🙄

TheSkyRaisin · 04/12/2024 12:07

The above conversation will take place telepathically via neural implants or something.

PuppyMonkey · 04/12/2024 12:20

On the other other hand, if you use the ‘another thing coming’ in the context of what you are expecting to receive, it makes more sense. If she thinks she’s going to get a new car for her birthday, she’s got another thing coming does clearly convey that they thing she’s expecting (a car) isn’t what she’ll get, she’s getting another thing…perhaps a bike :)

I mean this in a loving way, but WTF are you on about?

If she thinks she’s getting a new car, she’s got another think coming.

Can’t you see that’s the whole joke/play on words?

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Fran2023 · 04/12/2024 21:20

‘Another think coming’ doesn’t make sense to me.

The phrase is ‘if you think that you have another thing coming.’ The ‘thing’ refers to the pronoun ‘that’ i.e. the thing that you are thinking.

Think is not a noun so the phrase ‘another think coming’ does not make sense. It doesn’t strike me as word play either

If I heard it I would assume that the person speaking was someone who also says ‘somethink’.

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PuppyMonkey · 04/12/2024 21:35

Maybe you better have another think about that rather bizarre and totally wrong explanation OP.

AlertCat · 04/12/2024 21:48

Fran2023 · 04/12/2024 21:20

‘Another think coming’ doesn’t make sense to me.

The phrase is ‘if you think that you have another thing coming.’ The ‘thing’ refers to the pronoun ‘that’ i.e. the thing that you are thinking.

Think is not a noun so the phrase ‘another think coming’ does not make sense. It doesn’t strike me as word play either

If I heard it I would assume that the person speaking was someone who also says ‘somethink’.

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Think can be a noun. “I’m having a think about it.”

DappledThings · 04/12/2024 22:12

Fran2023 · 04/12/2024 21:20

‘Another think coming’ doesn’t make sense to me.

The phrase is ‘if you think that you have another thing coming.’ The ‘thing’ refers to the pronoun ‘that’ i.e. the thing that you are thinking.

Think is not a noun so the phrase ‘another think coming’ does not make sense. It doesn’t strike me as word play either

If I heard it I would assume that the person speaking was someone who also says ‘somethink’.

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It is think. Go and have a think about it a bit more.

bellocchild · 04/12/2024 22:26

I get annoyed by 'We're going London/Croydon/ Oxford Street on Saturday'.

ImADeadGirlWalking · 04/12/2024 23:08

Facebook marketplace:

Chester draws needs gone £100

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Thunderpants88 · 04/12/2024 23:10

Berlinlover · 03/12/2024 08:33

Loose instead of lose is the one that annoys me the most. The majority of people on Mumsnet spell it incorrectly. Brought instead of bought is something I’ve only seen since I joined Mumsnet.

I am pretty intelligent and I do not know when to use each of these words correctly

MasterBeth · 04/12/2024 23:24

Fran2023 · 04/12/2024 21:20

‘Another think coming’ doesn’t make sense to me.

The phrase is ‘if you think that you have another thing coming.’ The ‘thing’ refers to the pronoun ‘that’ i.e. the thing that you are thinking.

Think is not a noun so the phrase ‘another think coming’ does not make sense. It doesn’t strike me as word play either

If I heard it I would assume that the person speaking was someone who also says ‘somethink’.

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Well, you can think that if you like, but check any dictionary of phrases and you will have another think coming.

MasterBeth · 04/12/2024 23:28

TheSkyRaisin · 04/12/2024 12:05

I've come to the conclusion that language evolves because of stupidity and laziness.

Sometime before the 1600s educated and pedantic people were bemoaning the stupidity and laziness that changed norange to orange and napron to apron. No doubt there was much tutting and eyerolling, but it clearly made no difference.

The same way -assuming humanity still exists in a few hundred years - people will marvel over the etymology of chester draws:

"Did you know they did not originate in Chester, that's a common mistake. The term was originally 'chest of draws' and draws used to be spelt d-r-a-w-e-r-s with two syllables! Sometime in the 21st century people decided they could no longer be asked about the -er at the end."

"Oh, how interesting! The way language evolves is fascinating."

🙄🙄🙄

It is patronising and wrong to suggest that someone who pronounces "drawers" with one syllable (i.e. a standard Southern English speaker) is either lazy or stupid.

nadine90 · 04/12/2024 23:38

I haven't got no money - so you have some money?
Carn't - I don't actually mind people shortening words, but why add extra letters?
Chester draws - what does Chester like to draw?
Someone posted on the school fb page last week asking if it was "insect day" on Friday - I bloody hoped not!

CaptainMyCaptain · 05/12/2024 07:53

Fran2023 · 04/12/2024 21:20

‘Another think coming’ doesn’t make sense to me.

The phrase is ‘if you think that you have another thing coming.’ The ‘thing’ refers to the pronoun ‘that’ i.e. the thing that you are thinking.

Think is not a noun so the phrase ‘another think coming’ does not make sense. It doesn’t strike me as word play either

If I heard it I would assume that the person speaking was someone who also says ‘somethink’.

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https://www.theguardian.com/media/mind-your-language/2014/nov/18/mind-your-language-another-think

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/have_another_think_coming

Another 'think' coming means 'think again'.

If you’ve got ‘another thing coming’, you’ve got another think coming | Mind your language

David Marsh: I don’t want to make a big thing about it, but I do think ‘think’ makes more sense when using this phrase

https://www.theguardian.com/media/mind-your-language/2014/nov/18/mind-your-language-another-think

Onthesideofthespiders · 05/12/2024 07:56

Thunderpants88 · 04/12/2024 23:10

I am pretty intelligent and I do not know when to use each of these words correctly

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What? But they’re two totally different words with completely difference pronunciations.

Loose =
The knot in my shoelace is getting loose.
This handle feels loose so i’m worried it will fall off.

Lose =
Be careful not lose your keys.
You’re in a lose-lose situation.

Altogether now =
I am trying to lose weight so my jeans will feel looser.

Edit - My phoje just changed two to too, so i see how it can happen with autocorrect maybe. But to not know those words at all?

AlertCat · 05/12/2024 08:22

Thunderpants88 · 04/12/2024 23:10

I am pretty intelligent and I do not know when to use each of these words correctly

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Lots of people get bought and brought wrong.
Bring —> brought
Buy —> bought

I went on a picnic and brought a sandwich I bought at Tesco.

Bornafreak · 05/12/2024 08:48

This irrationally annoys me but I’ve noticed an increase in people saying off off such as “the cat wouldn’t get off, off me” and I end up thinking to myself you don’t need the second off but seems to becoming more mainstream.