I bought a mini bell tent type tent and am now legally required to wrap fairy lights around the centre pole. I was in The Range and saw the last packet of cheap lights the right length for my needs so I snaffled them quickly. Imagine my horror and despair when I got home and loaded in some batteries to find I had accidentally purchased "Bright White" lights instead of the "Warm White" lights of the type that a fully grown, rational human being would want.
Why do they even sell those "Bright White" lights? What's gone so badly wrong in somebody's life that make then want a fairy light experience similar a Post Office counter or a dental clinic?
I bought the correct lights in Tesco and feel much better now in their homely, comforting and subtle glow.