to want to stuff a big cream cake down all the "celeb yummy mummys"faces[grin]

[ppie]

if i pick up one more magazine to see some z list " celeb" gushing about how they lost their 20 stone of baby fat in just 20 mins after giving birth i will SCREAMMMMMMM. If i had personal trainers , diaticians, personal shoppers and make up artists fawning after me, i could probably scrub up ok. But, heres the clincher! I would rather be spending time kissing cuddlying me little snuggly baba, not spending 3 hours in a gym munching mung beans!!! Im going to go and have some hob nobs( chocky ones)

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Does anyone else think it's weird to put a baby in pretty much f/t nursery if you don't work? I didn't know if I was just being hyper-judgy, or it was a bit

Mind you, I am hyper-judgy about WAGs.

I always think they look haggard losing the weight so quickly. I think it shows on their faces for a while, at least.

i saw a group of WAGS IRL once at Gleneagles and they were scary. in a Halloween costume sort of way, as in, they didn't look real/looked like they were wearing masks.

it was frightening.

my dad was like, 'OMG! what happened to those ladies?'

i was out in glasgow and saw the rangers wags out on the razz and it was smog of perfume/hairspary and they were all fake bake colour,the crescendo of chatter was like a yowl