Things I do wrong:
I have sanpro easily visible and available for anyone who needs it, in the bathroom.
I have a small lidded bin in the bathroom for anything anyone wants to throw away there.
Apparently, female guests have a nerve experiencing a period while in someone else's home, and should put their pads or tampons in their handbags and burn them secretly in their own special sanpro incinerator way at the bottom of their gardens long after civilised folk have gone to bed.
Or they should wrap it in twenty layers of toilet paper and deposit it in the hostess' kitchen bin after first asking permission, to ensure she wouldn't have an attack of the vapours at the cheek.
A bathroom bin is an abomination because what if someone put something in it????
Loo brushes are also an abomination - this is because they clean the loo! But I gather there are some who think they are for hastening the dispatch of 'stubborn deposits' to the Great Poo Bank at the coast. No, that is what a poo stick is for, numpties.
Reheating rice leads to a horrible death.
Cooked food can't be left out on the counter longer than four milliseconds or it will kill you.
It is cruel to keep a cat indoors and to heck with the decimation of bird populations.
People who use dryers are single handedly destroying the planet.
Topping and tailing is a perfectly acceptable way to 'wash yourself' daily.
Names people can't 'place' are 'ghastly/ American'.