DS (Year 7) has been given a piece of Art homework, to be done for this Wednesday, to create a collage using chocolate bar wrappers. We don't have any in the house as a) DH and I are dieting and b) my kids don't eat chocolate. Am I therefore supposed to go out and buy half a dozen bars, bin the contents just to use the wrappers or, worse, let the kids eat it all? How does this fit in with "healthy schools?" And it's going to cost too. Would it be churlish of me to write to the teacher and say, "sorry, mate?"