To think Eamonn Holmses's new girlfriend is a lot less attractive than his wife

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Terrible tight trousers too

Standing next to him she looks like his care assistant

(Bitchiest thing I've said all week, feels good to let it out)

She's a massive upgrade, fair play to the lad.

Nothing to do with her now. I thought she was the one who wanted the split but either way he's a free agent now as is she.

You'll have Ruth's gang foaming at the mouth.

She's better looking than Ruth

I don't understand why everyone thinks Ruth is perfect.

Ruth divorced Eamonn. He's free to go find who he wants

Stood being abliest and making disgusting comments about those are who are impaired.

Some nasty people on here.