Why would you send anything with Postman Pat’s special delivery service?

[LegitimateAntelope]

Why would you send anything with Postman Pat’s special delivery service? Has any of his deliveries got to their destination in good time with no fuck ups?

Worst of all, when he sorts it out he gaslights everyone by presenting himself as the hero, when half the time he’s just clearing up his own mess.

I’m amazed more people in Greendale haven’t complained to the ombudsman.

I'm still crying at the lyric change 😭

In the 1990s (when DS was little) it was ...

There'll be knock, ring, letters through your door.

And now, (with my DGS), it is ...

There'll be knock, ring, parcels to your door.

Sign of the times!

The Pat song is an absolute banger of a theme tune. Up there with Love Monster and Bananaman.