For thinking mn's seem to have all the time in the world.

[frofro]

It has taken me a good 1/2 hour to read through a couple of threads as I was looking for a bit of advice, and all I have noticed is -You whine about how hard being a mum is & how little time you have for yourself, yet most of you seem to spend hours here chatting about shit!

just realised that mn has distracted me from cgarging my ipod what am i going to do without when i get to work

zippi is right, I bought her software, hence I am now posting while on the school run.

You lied though zippi, software is faulty, my posts aren't nearly as funny as you promised and I haven't risen to notoriety and fame...I haven't read the smallprint yet though, bugger.

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rofl at beta version

Blimey Mellow! Thank you!

skips and jumps.

You have made me very happy! Cupcakes here I come!

Oooo oooo ooooo

Is this a pointless, crappy thread where people talk shit?!?! Can I join please? Can I? Can I? Can I?
PLEEEEEEEAAASSSEEEEE?

some people might want to wait for the version i am working on at the moment

it involves inserting a chip in the frontal lobe...i have been experimenting with this myself for some time but will soon be looking for volunteers to trial it

the current version is a bit less spontaneous initially as you have to train it up and some people havent the patience

there will also be a men only version the chip in your dick

I think my copy of zippitippitoes MN-post generator software and her original have had some quite long discussions without either of us being there, freeing up a lot of time for all the other pointless shit in life. It's just important to make sure you get the settings right - one tick in the wrong box and you find it has argued in favour of smacking/bottle feeding/literal 6-day creation instead of against it, then you have to make excuses ("I was very drunk" is always a good one).

i want the version that does everything else in my life so i can stay with the pointless shit in a more personal way

This shit's funnee

oh i have oodles and bundles of time for mning.
i dont watch telly (much)
i hardly read any more (a shame actually, may take that up again)
i have a housekeeper to do the housework
a nanny to look after the dc
a gardener to do all the hard work/less interesting stuff out there.
so all i have to do is waft about, mning, pursuing interests, disappearing up my own arse.

its fab. you should try it [groin]

I've been on mat leave for 3 weeks and there is no sign of PFB, the house is clean, the bags are packed and dinner is in the fridge. I'm too fat and lazy to do anything else. I don't have any other shit with a point to do, so I may as well do pointless shit on MN.

AND coz I'm on ML I'm getting paid for it.

How shit is that?

Havinng enough time to bother about what other people do on the internet is fucking sad. Get back to work!

After posting my shitty thread, I awoke this morning to read some of your posts.
What a witty bunch you are. I loved the post by zippi, lol. This has rather cheered up my morning!!

Bi-polar, anyone?

which version would you like fro fro

see? knew you could talk shit with the best of us.

I think frofro needs the version with the sense of humour option.

It's inserted anally. You'll need to remove that big stick first, obv.

and rofl at mrs mattie

for all the wrong reasons that is an apt comment

and made me larf

It has to be admitted, there is quite a lot of whining on some threads, and a huge amount of pointless shit, but if you genuinely need some help or advice, just create a new thread with a nice clear title, and you'll find people are very quick to help out. It's just that, inbetween those, there's a lot of other stuff going on...

I'm borderline bi-polar myself zippi so I'm allowed to jest

at anally inserted sense of humour.

so thats why the bumsex threads always get so funny. arf.