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"Vintage" Marmite *lighthearted*

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mustardrarebit · 01/08/2024 01:42

So, I couldn't sleep in the heat and got up to make myself some toast and marmite. While I was waiting for the toast to pop I found myself reading the back of the marmite jar. Best before March 2012. It's a large jar. I've been eating it a few times a month for... (based on the brand saying they put 18 months on their 'best befores') 14 years! It tastes absolutely fine. There is around 1cm left in the bottom of the jar, no mould. Frankly I'm impressed at it's longevity.

Now to decide, do I buy a new jar that might be less concentrated, or see it through to the end? 🤔

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Wavescrashingonthebeach · 04/08/2024 19:18

I've just made some marmite on toast but for some reason my brain does this thing where it searches the archives for songs with similar syllables in the lyrics. So I now sing marmite on toaaaast to the tune of starlight express!

mustardrarebit · 04/08/2024 20:25

Wavescrashingonthebeach · 04/08/2024 19:18

I've just made some marmite on toast but for some reason my brain does this thing where it searches the archives for songs with similar syllables in the lyrics. So I now sing marmite on toaaaast to the tune of starlight express!

That's an earworm I'm going to be living with for a while now 😅 Thanks for that!

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Wavescrashingonthebeach · 04/08/2024 21:18

mustardrarebit · 04/08/2024 20:25

That's an earworm I'm going to be living with for a while now 😅 Thanks for that!

I just had to share 😂

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