I love the Olympics. A celebration of the very best of athleticism, competition, and sports.
There’s nothing quite like the roar of the crowd to make the hairs on your am stand up.
The opening ceremony should be the start of this - a welcome to the global community while also showcasing the host country.
There will of course always be cultural differences that don’t always translate well, and that’s fine. And none of the criticism here is about London “doing it better”. We received accolades for our opening ceremony from around the world, but so have many other countries. Tokyo’s ceremony was magnificent.
I was so disappointed. I was really excited to see what France would produce but it was truly awful.
Firstly, the weather really had an impact. But if you live somewhere that could have rainy summers, why on earth plan a ceremony that could be ruined by the weather?! Maybe have elements outside, but I spent lots of last night genuinely worried that someone would slip and hurt themselves.
The athletes coming down the river missed the roar of the crowd. It seemed very disconnected. There was no opportunity to look for your favourite competitors as you could do during the parade. Massive letdown for the flag bearers too. It’s a huge honour to be chosen but rather than leading their country out, they were relegated to just holding a sopping wet flag while crowded onto a boat for hours, often barely visible.
Lots of pre-recorded sections. Too many.
Some sections really dragged on. The masked parkour was fun at first but got a bit tedious.
Gaga was relegated to performing on some steps, isolated from anything else. When the camera panned out, it just looked odd. As if she’d fallen out of a fire exit and decided to do an impromptu dance on a bit of concrete.
The threesome wouldn’t have been picked up by most kids, but still not sure why it was needed? By all means, include a bit of sauciness,flirtiness, love, and fun - but outright sexualisation isn’t appropriate for a family, global event. The parody of the Last Supper would be viewed as really disrespectful by some countries, same with the drag acts and the whole of that raunchy section. Is that really what France is saying embodies the best of their culture? Ok then…
When they got to the Eiffel Tower and there was a crowd (although lots of empty seats which is unheard of!!) - there was finally at atmosphere. The light show started well…..but then it went on and on with some strange bloke vogueing on the stage while the torch fucked off again with a bunch of non-French athletes/sports stars.
The balloon torch was striking. And Celine was magnificent.
There were some brilliant moments - but just moments.
Someone on Twitter described it like a load of Eurovision song intros mashed up together and I think that’s spot on.
It was disjointed, a bit trashy in parts, lacked atmosphere, very wet, and had lots of isolated performances.
No one minds bizarre but flat, boring, and divisive in parts, with barely any opportunity to see the actual competitors? Yeah, that’s pretty shit.