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to not expect Cocaine to be all over baby changing facilities!

74 replies

Flubdub · 08/04/2008 14:27

Just watched this video.

Am now forever vowing to change AT HOME ONLY!

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CoteDAzur · 08/04/2008 14:41

How am I supposed to watch video? I press play and nothing happens.

Oliveoil · 08/04/2008 14:42

why on earth would you snort coke from a baby changing table?

surely you would carry a mirror around and your own silver carved tube from Ibiza. Maybe. And then you would not have the need to use the baby change table. Possibly, I am only imagining here.

geordieminx · 08/04/2008 14:43

Apparently the UV lighting makes it difficult to see veins - so you cant inject easily? I think?

Flubdub · 08/04/2008 14:45

UV light and heroin.

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SmugColditz · 08/04/2008 14:47

How on earth does uv lighting deter heroin users?

geordieminx · 08/04/2008 14:49

Thanks flub

LynetteScavo · 08/04/2008 14:49

I can't believe you are all suprised by this. Am I the only person who wipes public changing mats, high chairs, tables with antibacterial wipes before my children use them?

Isn't cocaine traceable on most bank notes?

LynetteScavo · 08/04/2008 14:50

I think it stops them finding a vein coldits (not sure) most of the public toilets around here are lit by UV lights. (Not that I use them)

Enid · 08/04/2008 14:51

I forgot my changing mat when we took the dds to longleat on sunday

I took dd3 into the nappy change bit - made her lay down on the metal table - it was very clean but utterly freezing - the door had been open, she lay there with purple lips shivering violently, when I picked her up her skin stuck to the metal

i felt terrible

Flubdub · 08/04/2008 14:57

Enid!

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Guitargirl · 08/04/2008 18:47

I can't watch the video, computer doesn't allow it - was it definitely cocaine - not talcum powder?

Flubdub · 08/04/2008 19:27

No, the video shows them doing cocaine tests

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morningpaper · 08/04/2008 19:30

OMG Do you actually CHANGE BABIES on those things???? That is DISGUSTING! Think of all that shit! I am NEVER snorting my cocaine off a changing mat again!

Nappyzone · 08/04/2008 19:32

i ws just about to post the same cotedazur...

LadyOfWaffle · 08/04/2008 19:37

Were people snorting from a changing table? I can understand a book, a cd case... but to pick a place that's covered with poo - nice. Maybe it gave them an extra buzz.

scottishmummy · 08/04/2008 19:39

i am a hygiene queen my own (clean) vinyl changing mat and pkt of dettol wipes if facilities are dirty. never put my wee bubbas clean scottish arse on a manky mat, no siree

once in JLewis feeding area adjacent to changing mats i was astonished at the amount of lo using the facilities in a short time and the manky habits of some of the carers

morningpaper · 08/04/2008 19:40

There is probably more semen in those places than cocaine, but no one worries about that

FGS have you ever bought cocaine? It doesn't come in massive packets like Daz. It wouldn't be liberally scattered around the place.

And how could you chop a line of cocaine on a changing mat or a sink? HMM?

Monkeybird · 08/04/2008 19:47

lmao MP

CoteDAzur · 08/04/2008 20:00

MP is right.

Can't do it on a soft or humid surface. There wouldn't be any more than a speck of it left for analysis, either.

NomDePlume · 08/04/2008 20:01

ROFL @ Daz

2GIRLS · 08/04/2008 20:11

I carry a changing mat, milton wipes, milton dry soap stuff and possibly most other cleaning/antibacterial stuff.
If the changing room looks manky I use the car and I always wipe the highchairs down with milton or dettol wipes, but most of the time he sits on my lap.

I'm not a clean freak by any means but the thought of some places is disgusting.

Flubdub · 08/04/2008 20:25

Well thats what I hought about the cocaine ie the little specks, but they wipe them over with little wipes that detect the coke, and then turn green where the coke is, and the whole thing was turning green sometimes.

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morningpaper · 08/04/2008 20:28

phhhhhhhhhhttttttttttt

I'd like to see them wipe it with the Semen Detecting Wipe

I bet that would be MUCH scarier

Flubdub · 08/04/2008 20:34

People spunk on baby changing mats?

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tigermoth · 08/04/2008 20:36

Right, I must have another baby so I can get legit access to the cocaine den baby changing area.

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