To post about just how much I HATE my Dog in response to the ' I HATE my Cats' thread ?

[WorzselMummage]

And to wish i'd not read about the masterbating Cat because i have just been reminded about my Dogs furious willy licking incident where he managed to pleasure hiself alover my kitchen floor and then walk around with 'it' hanging out for 3/4 of an hour. It was enormous, and vile, and i had to take DD upstairs for fear of disturbing the poor child.

He chews knicker gussets and eats the contents of nappies.

He pisses in all my plant pots and has killed my Fatsia.

Every where i got he is there following me around, getting under my feet and watching me.. i put him in the garden and he watches me though the door.. staring at me like a Dog posessed.

He will eat ANYTHING.

he is also called 'will you fuck off Dog' or 'Go and lay down Dog' and sometimes 'for Gods sake leave me alone Dog'

Rarely Hugo which is is actual name.

He's lovely really but so in your face.. why do they never learn !

they do learn, how old is he? mine did pretty much all of the things you've described but at 5 years old now they're both really mellow. (well ok the GSD is still not keen on people coming into the house and barks at them) but a threat of the water bottle and he's back in check again.

He's only just 2 and bright as they come but such hard work. He's mad as a box of frogs, drives me up the wall . he's a barker too although not as bad any more, he usualy lets out one big single bark which almost gives me a heart attack then looks at me as if to say sorry Mum !

Its nice to know they settle eventually, i dont think i could cope with another 10 years of this .. and i'd have no pants left !

My dog is completely gorgeous and I love him to bits.

But he does do the knicker-chewing thing.

In his defence, pants are cheaper than dog toys (the pants I buy are, anyway.)

My Dog shuns Dog toys anyway prefering to eat stones,shred footballs alover my garden or plantpots which he burys his head in and runs around like a loon stepping on a, his own turd ( in preparations for treading it allover my carpets ) and b, all my seedlings !

I do love him most of the time honestly

Worzsel, you dog sounds like a typical young dog.

Please don't shoot me down in flames for asking but why did you get a dog and how has it differed from your expectations?

(KD runs for cover)

What kind is he? The big gundog types seem to be the ones that take longest to grom up. Mine is a parson russell terrier and he was an old cynic by the time he was 6 months (though still loads and loads of fun)

Sorry crossed post - I am pleased that you love him

Mine not only chews underwear but this morning got a dirty pair out of the laundry basket and managed to PUT THEM ON like a sort of vile miniskirt. He is a dachshund so long and slim, he looked very silly with a big frill around his middle. He barks, follows, stares, etc and drives me insane most of the time but I do love him.

I do love him he is just much harder work then i thought he would be, He's a Lab and a working bred Lab at that.. he's full on ! i knew he'd be hard work with exercise and thats fine, we can deal with that i just find the constant need to be involved in every thing i do annoying, i cant have a poo in peace. seriously !

I had several dogs growing up and none of themn were so in your face.

he's obsessed with me, i find being hero worshipped and bit much.

I do love him he is just much harder work then i thought he would be, He's a Lab and a working bred Lab at that.. he's full on ! i knew he'd be hard work with exercise and thats fine, we can deal with that i just find the constant need to be involved in every thing i do annoying, i cant have a poo in peace. seriously !

I had several dogs growing up and none of themn were so in your face.

he's obsessed with me, i find being hero worshipped and bit much.

No19, i'm glad its not only my dogs who's a big of a perv, yours is a crossdressing perv too by the sounds of it !

Sad, innit?

He sounds a bit like my previous dog, now sadly dead. He was an Italian Spinone, very un-self-sufficient. Hated being left out of anything. He id settle down over the years. His worst fault was scavenging when out for walks [vomit]

My terrier is so different. Very self-sufficient and quite likes to chill out alone sometimes. But strangely, the terrier is way more obedient than the Spinone. He is a star. (Pic on profile)

oooh, ive hated all my dogs from time to time. I had one that would shit all day long if i let him. I had one that would bite my legs if HE chose to push himself under my legs and i dared to move them! but of course i miss them terribly now they are gone.

Those were both rotweillers and due to the arrival of DD i thought a little dog would be less work (oh yeah, like on what planet!)

This is the list of reasons why he (bob) is sometimes called "fucking dog" or worse.

He eats everything.

I can't even have a shit without him coming and jumping on my lap.

He has really long growing claws becuse he is such a lightweight that walking him doesnt wear them down.

He totally ignores me when we are out, he comes back, when he wants to.

He has just eaten DPs grape and dug up my newly prepared vegetable patch.

He wakes us all up in the morning now (but does keep DD occupied for half an hour)

He stinks, he howls if we leave him, he will not leave me alone for a minute

Would i be without him?? NEVER

PMSL at this thread. I just posted this morning whether my new rescue dog has issues. I quote "shes perfect in every other way" after pooing and pissing in her bed. Well-I take that back.
In the last day she has dug up 2 new plants and eaten them. Chewed my kneely down gardening thing (old woman ) and chewed all the buckles on the trampoline net.
And its awful telling her off because I think she was abused in a former life.
Knickers on a daschund. Class

Aw I love my dog! He's a pain in the bum and other people hate him when we are out as he looks like he could be viscious and runs up to other dogs, but he's so soppy really and he is only a puppy even though he is big and grey.
And he has a food allergy that affects his skin so he smells quite bad sometimes.
But I still love him to bits!

I have a minature schnauzer and he too pulls underwear out of the basket and and chews on it with relish. He also needs grooming every 6 weeks, which is a real pain - not to mention expensive. His beard is always clumped up with manky dog food and chews, which have to be cut out with scissors and it always smells.

However he is great with my DC - so gentle and wonderful company. I wouldnt be without him.

My friend had a working bred lab and he was such hard work. Have you read Marley and Me?

No I havent read it but I would like to. Luckily our doggie doesn't need grooming- his food allergy and skin condition means that his hair is really sparse on his back and legs. Bless him x x

Sppok, Hugo ate a flowering shrub when he was a tiny pup.. the whole thing, roots 'n all. Gave himself a blockage and have to spend a week at the vets

I should have realised then he was going to be trouble haha we'd only had him a week

No19, it is a bit sad really.. i'd love it if Hugo started eating my cloths as opposed to destroying them though !

[ENVY] OF THE SPINONE oops, i love those

wearing them instead of destroying them even !

I love my dog. (staffie/lab cross. pic in profile) He's so good with DS. (the 2 of them fell asleep together on the sofa last night, bless.) I always feel safer with him in the house.

BUT

his ass leaks.
he barks that we wants to go out then runs away when you try to open the door.
He takes up all the room in the bed and steals the covers. (i know i know, kick him out of bed)
He jumps on everyone when they come in the house.
He is a horrendous walker. always pulls. barks at other dogs. will run away if let off the lead.

but he really is lovely. really.

Well Worzel if she gets a blockage she can just explode. Its her own fault. She'll probably have clematis flowering out of her arse.
And another thing-she tries to "catch" my other dogs shite in her mouth before it has even hit the ground { BARF emoticon}

Oh God SirDigbyChickenCaesar-hes gorgeous!!
Looks a bit like our new addition who is apparentley a staffie/sharpei bitch Hard (not)

frigo the jack russell occasionally( at least once a month) pisses on a bed, it's costing a tenner a time to wash duvets, plus all the rubber backed mattress liners,washing etc, been told chopping his nuts off will stop him but this, my husband and I agree, seems a little extreme and he's not even that keen on the dog!Frigos a fantastic dog with the kids, cute as a button but the pissing has got to stop. the mother in law gave me a steam machine, STERILISES AND CLEANS'But quite frankly I've got better things to do with my time. Any clues?