To check the cats haven't all been abducted by aliens

[Celticliving]

How's your pussy?

Have you checked your furry friends this morning?

Did I dream that thread from last night?

Someone started a thread to ask us all to please keep our cats in as a worldwide phenomenon was going to happen and she wanted them to be safe

Took her about four posts to tell us it was actually giant serpents and then it was a huge rant about something and the thread got left up for fun, but it's obvs been removed now

A thread last night warning all cat owners to keep said cats indoors for the next 3 nights in the run up to Easter. Potential abduction/ savaging from ancient serpents, aquatic Belgian wolves and bison 🦬 🐍🐺! @MNHQ unfortunately deleted it this morning instead of moving it to Classics !!

Feral cats are horrible creatures

Because some twat decided that the OP needed help and reported the thread.

Locked mine outside next to a neon sign saying MYSTICAL SERPENTS THIS WAY PLS. Tragically she's still here this morning complaining about the terrible service

I didn’t know that was the reason ! Thought it was just a troll post !

Well I read it soon after she posted it & no other replies, then I forgot to check it again.

she certainly sounded like she needed help, but I didn't report it. debated it, but didn't do it.

my pussy is fine this morning, thanks for asking.

All 3 cats have survived “the event” 2 teenage boys have still not emerged from their rooms. I wonder if she got it wrong and it was actually them who had to spend the night fighting off water serpents. I’ll go and check.

All good here. Woke up with a mouthful of cat dribble as youngest lay on my neck. Presumably hiding from the serpents.

They're cats, so they can be both abducted by aliens and not abducted by aliens at the same time.
It's just science.

Ohhh that sounds so much like the old water troll.They haven't posted in ages, sorry to have missed it!

I'm so glad it's not just me who thought I'd imagined the weird cat-serpent-alien thread.
My cat is safe... for another year anyway 😉

Schrödinger's serpents 🐍

Checked my pussy this morning , still here and furry as ever

Giant serpents?
Well that's new. 🤣🤣🤣

I am pretty sure it was the water troll.

I saw that thread while half asleep giving the baby a feed, that was some fucked up late night reading !! 🐍🍴🐈

There truly are some bizarre conspiracy theories out there. I know a couple of them. Bonkers.

Gutted to have missed them

🤣

All well here

Mine are still here, demanding as always

Oh no, what did i miss? Sounds amazing.

I'm not sure that Feline Rapture Troll is a catchy username even at Easter!