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To check the cats haven't all been abducted by aliens

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Celticliving · 28/03/2024 07:54

Cat Internet GIF by TJ Fuller

How's your pussy?

Have you checked your furry friends this morning?

Did I dream that thread from last night?

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viques · 28/03/2024 08:50

I am happy to report that at half past six this morning himself was happily engaged in his current engineering project which involves digging a tunnel from the landing under my bedroom door. He says if he had seen aliens he would have asked to borrow their laser guns because digging is very hard work with paws.

NC03 · 28/03/2024 08:54

Still here

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HalebiHabibti · 28/03/2024 08:57

One was very anxious to come in and tell us about the serpent she slew. But yes, both returned safely!

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BuntyWindermear · 28/03/2024 09:07

Not seen our neighbour’s Billy Big Balls cat strutting home this morning yet 😬🙀🐍

Iwantmyoldnameback · 28/03/2024 09:11

AnImaginaryCat · 28/03/2024 08:00

Mine isn't here. Though I'm not concerned as he's a dirty rotten cheat and has at least two other families.

Though it is possible, considering the circumstances, he's actually currently on the edge of the flat earth pushing things off.

That made me smile having had a cat who's main aim in life was pushing things off things.

EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 28/03/2024 09:11

That thread was madness

Glad to see all cats alive and well!

Fizbosshoes · 28/03/2024 09:12

One was in safely and there was a pile of sick in the kitchen which suggests the other one has survived the night as well!

OnceinaMinion · 28/03/2024 09:13

Mine had a little sleep in from his spring fever and waking me at dawn, so didn’t see him till nearly 7. Maybe he had a busy night.

RoseDog · 28/03/2024 09:14

Mines just done the stinkiest shit in her tray while I was having my morning coffee, that's our usual morning routine 🤢

tempnameforadvice · 28/03/2024 09:15

Why, oh why was the thread deleted? It brought me joy.

DominoRules · 28/03/2024 09:24

I read that half asleep then couldn’t find it this morning and thought maybe it was a random dream but no it was real!!

Mine appears unscathed from a night out but she’s a feisty little bugger so may have been fighting off serpents all night…..

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viques · 28/03/2024 09:43

DominoRules · 28/03/2024 09:24

I read that half asleep then couldn’t find it this morning and thought maybe it was a random dream but no it was real!!

Mine appears unscathed from a night out but she’s a feisty little bugger so may have been fighting off serpents all night…..

I am sorry to be the one to tell you @DominoRules , but look at your cats eyes, she is clearly an alien, they have done a decent job replicating the fur and the whiskers, but they can never quite get the eyes right. Don’t be alarmed if you look outside your window and see people wearing protective clothing and breathing apparatus, they are here to help you, the one with the jangly keys is the one in charge.

vodkaredbullgirl · 28/03/2024 09:50

Mine is still out on the bike, riding away from the madness.

bushtailadventures · 28/03/2024 09:52

Mine obviously took her serpent fighting duties very seriously, she was in and out like a yoyo from about 2 this morning. Now having a well earned nap on the stairs, so she can also kill any humans that don't notice her.

vodkaredbullgirl · 28/03/2024 09:52
On My Way Goodbye GIF by Bubble Punk

Riding away

SnapdragonToadflax · 28/03/2024 09:54

😂I had forgotten about that until I saw this! Mine woke me up at 5am to tell me something, perhaps the serpents were out there after all.

I do hope that poster is feeling better this morning...

DominoRules · 28/03/2024 09:55

@viques you’re right, I should of guessed earlier when she let DH stroke her, normally she bats him away! 🤣

WotNoUserName · 28/03/2024 09:56

Mine went out at 2am and I haven't seen him. That's not unusual though, he often goes gallivanting for hours. Then sits on the fence shouting at us but refusing to come in.

He has a friend who's started shouting at us recently too. We call him Big Ginge. Didn't see him yesterday though, maybe he's been off fighting serpents, he looks the sort.

myfavouritemutant · 28/03/2024 09:56

If I recall correctly the warning was for the next 3 nights, so please do remain vigilant everyone - we can’t relax yet.

BellaTheDarkOverlord · 28/03/2024 09:56

Aliens would not take my two. They saw how needy they are. Boy cat is curled up happy and girl cat is running around causing havoc.

TroysMammy · 28/03/2024 09:57

DominoRules · 28/03/2024 09:24

I read that half asleep then couldn’t find it this morning and thought maybe it was a random dream but no it was real!!

Mine appears unscathed from a night out but she’s a feisty little bugger so may have been fighting off serpents all night…..

The look in your cat's eyes says he/she is not to be messed with. Perhaps your kitty saw off the malevolent force out last night and saved all the cats from whatever.

Mabelface · 28/03/2024 10:00

Mine is a serpent slayer. He popped in an hour after I got up to brag about his prowess. He also head bumped me until I looked him to his already full food bowl. He's gone out again now to keep watch.

Older photo as he's not around to be immortalised in photo.

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Asmallwhitedove · 28/03/2024 10:01

All fine here. I actually woke up at 5am and looked around for him, he was stretched across the bottom of the bed.

I quite enjoyed that thread.

BuntyWindermear · 28/03/2024 10:02
black and white love GIF

It’s not just the alien serpents 🐍 they’ve been fighting all night though is it! Don’t forget the wolves from Belgium 🐺.

DoIdriveaVauxhallZafira · 28/03/2024 10:03

What have I missed? Please explain!