Hold my drink.
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Rude people
Stupid people
Thoughtless people ( Venn diagram of the above is just 3 circles on top of each other)
Litter droppers
Dog shit non picker uppers
Slow walkers
Slow talkers
Escalator misuse
People who refuse to even entertain a semblance of queuing at things like bus stops ( you keep the order in your head if there's not a physical line, surely we all know that?)
Cycling on pavements
Grown adults on electric scooters
Drivers not indicating
Drivers unable to navigate roundabouts
Drivers who have ridiculously dazzling headlights
Teenagers on public transport
People on trains or buses who start a random chat about some old shit. I wouldn't mind if they were in any way thoughtful or interesting but it's always just thinly veiled hateful crap about immigration or similar
Precious parents
People with poor personal hygiene
Cab drivers who think they're some kind of stand up and you're trapped in the back listening to their shitty racist thought foam for 20 minutes while secretly wanting to stab them in the back of the head.
People who get to the top of escalators and just stop moving.
People who come to a standstill at the bottom of escalators and appear to be having a motor freeze because they can't get in sync with the motion and everyone barrels into them
On which note, people who don't walk on travelators at airports but just stand there, being tootled along at what is, let's face it, barely above normal walking speed anyway.
Women whose lip fillers mean they can't talk properly
"Cheer up love!"
People who get to the checkout and only then decide to look for their purse.
Said people then decide to pay in coppers and Euros. "Is that a pfennig? My word, that's probably been in there since I went to Munich in 1962!" And on and on...
People who are always late
People in cafes who take up tables for 4 when there's only 1 or 2 of them.
People who smoke weed because it fucking stinks
There is a special place in hell for the people who take a last drag on a cigarette before throwing it away and getting on the packed bus, treating everyone packed in next to them to the contents of their lungs for the next ten minutes
Gordon Ramsey
Barmen and women who see you've been waiting for a awhile but continue to serve other people
Arrogance
Selfishness
Tightwaddery