Lighthearted but quietly seething.
Had my lunch break and colleague joined me as she “wanted to get some fresh air”, I said I’m going to this cafe as I’m craving a croissant and she said she’d come with me.
Very busy inside cafe with one table left (no one behind us in the queue) and so I said I’ll go sit at the table and you order your food. When she sat down I got up and ordered mine and was told “the last croissant has just gone”
As I sat back down I told her “so annoying the last croissant has just gone” and she said - yes I know I ordered it.
😠😠😠 (the word croissant has lost all meaning)