She stole my croissant.

[sparkyspark]

Lighthearted but quietly seething.

Had my lunch break and colleague joined me as she “wanted to get some fresh air”, I said I’m going to this cafe as I’m craving a croissant and she said she’d come with me.

Very busy inside cafe with one table left (no one behind us in the queue) and so I said I’ll go sit at the table and you order your food. When she sat down I got up and ordered mine and was told “the last croissant has just gone”

As I sat back down I told her “so annoying the last croissant has just gone” and she said - yes I know I ordered it.

😠😠😠 (the word croissant has lost all meaning)

I'd have walked out and left her sitting there

But we’re talking about a warmed up one with butter with a cappuccino. Don’t have it often as it’s not exactly lunch but that’s what I was craving today.

I see we have an amateur grudge-bearer in our midst. I'd still be quietly fuming about this 30 years hence.

I'd have grabbed it and bitten it. Selfish bitch.

Greedy bitch is what I say.

Outrageous.

Oh relax, it’s just a lighthearted post, like you really don’t need to take it so seriously.

And it might be after 9 but hey guess what some of us have long 2.5 hour commutes and I didn’t finish work until 6ish and it’s only now that I’m on free time.

The real question is how far up is your stick.

That’s absolutely brilliant 🤣 I would have laughed so hard witnessing that.

OP your colleague is a prick, I’d have just walked out and left her there shouting ‘enjoy your fucking croissant!’ 😅

Did I mention this incident actually took place on a wet Thursday afternoon on January 21st 1993?

If it's a REAL croissant then no surprise at all. Trouble is that outside of France, very few "croisssants" qualify as such unless they're made by an actual French baker. Even ruling out that ultimate travesty, the margarine croissant, they usually have about half the butter necessary so the dough is firm rather than soft and flaky.

Rant over.

Almond croissants are my favourite. I once had a chocolate almond croissant. It was wonderful.

@sparkyspark

😂😂

I think that's when my allergies would have started playing up 🤧🤧

Because you ate her croissant.

Who puts butter on a croissant? I’m glad she took the last one 😂

Bloody hell l would never go to lunch with her again!! Ever!

As a butter croissant lover I’m also fuming about this

Is that why they look at me like I'm some weird thing when I ask for butter with mine?

That's a serious piss take, who does that! Well, some twat you work with obviously but bloody hell 🤣

Usually when something runs out then they bring another tray of it. Did friend know it was the last one?

LTB

@MaybeBabynotsure
You are a legend!

I can't believe she ate that croissant

I'd get a voodoo doll
Unforgivable

What?! Who doesn’t put butter on a croissant?! Is this not normal? Even the croissant stealer put butter on it.

I want a croissant now.

OP you should have coughed on the croissant oops accidentally on purpose.