Leo

[Tilllly]

I go to the happy place Café in the wide-awake forum most nights.

We are well fed, the fire pit is always lit, there are comfy chairs, and everything runs smoothly

Our host has several goats and kitten bees, and a petting zoo

Recently on the trip to a wildlife Park, they were overrun with lemurs, so I brought one home, and he has been happily living in the happy place Café

Obviously, he has a streak of mischief, and will occasionally pinch fruit or biscuits from Florence, who cooks our breakfast
But he is a kindhearted thief, and he is generally doing this for the goats

Our host says I have to control his behaviour or he has to go back to the wildlife Park (who have never even missed him, there was nothing on the news) she even complains that he leaves paw prints on things - like the kitten bees don't leave a mess everywhere

I don't see why it's down to me to control his behaviour, no one takes responsibility for what the goats do and they are 100% evil on occasion

Am I being unreasonable to think she should just relax and let Leo live his happy life?

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@TopOfTheCliff i have seen Leo using his tail to wash his back so I don't think he will smell .

Okay @Tilllly I have changed my mind. When eating imaginary food in the imaginary cafe I will allow the imaginary lemur to sit beside me and pick at his pastries and nibble his fruit. How much harm can he do? But I will kick the imaginary goats if they follow him in. There have to be some limits.

The goats are pretty evil @TopOfTheCliff

They would give you an infection, just out of spite

Goat are making a break for it

Because they want corn on the cob

See... evil

No , not evil , just really like buttery corn.

Morning.

I'm still not doing too well so either give orders to F and F or you are welcome to cook yourselves.

Sorry wrong thread.

Hey I like goats but I am not having F &F loaned out to different threads !

But seriously, @sashh I hope you feel better soon .

Unless they were fetching Leo

He's off to the café

I'll get him a muffin with jam, he'll like that

He will indeed , but he will get jammy fingerprints all over the goat

Is this the children's section?

@getitgotitgood , no its the leumer section 😀 .

But it's a odd thread so there may be a children's section over there ->

@getitgotitgood
No but it can be The life can be hard and a bit of harmless silliness helps section

>carefully looks round for Leo <<
Nope no sign of him on his own thread , he must be in the cafe .

>lets daisy of the lead to have a sniff around<
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Ok who are the friends and which one stole this from the cafe ?

OMG Leo I can just about cope with but not all his friends, they will be racing the goats in no time.

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Go Leo!