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Pleasehelpimexhausted · 11/02/2024 19:28

For me it’s got to be those massive bloody clocks made up of parts which get stuck to the wall. We’re house hunting at the moment and they’re in almost every kitchen. Those and navy walls nearly always coupled with wicker furniture and cheese plants - it feels like such a ‘done’ look now.

Interested to hear yours!

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0rangeCrush · 12/02/2024 09:40

emmylousings · 12/02/2024 08:31

Feeling really smug that I don't have any of these things (and agree with them all!)

You agree with every single one of them? and don’t have any?
Pray, tell me about your wall colour. We have ruled out white, grey, magnolia, bright colours, and neutrals, along with patterns.
Your sofa must be interesting as many people hate fabric and others hate leather. What is yours made from?
We have plants and we have no plants listed. Confused as to how you can simultaneously have plants whilst also having no plants.
As above with books.

JMSA · 12/02/2024 09:41

TheaBrandt · 12/02/2024 09:34

This thread is a perfect description of capitalism in action. Everyone told to do one thing do they do it. 5 years later that’s suddenly “wrong” “out” “eww” so the sheep spend thousands complying with the “new rules”.

No wonder the planet is fucked.

I haven't decorated or replaced anything in YEARS.
It's called having good taste in the first place.

Projectme · 12/02/2024 09:42

LightDrizzle · 11/02/2024 19:33

The clocks here too! Still everywhere.
Grey everything
Crushed velvet with mirrored surfaces and crystal accessories

I still think the navy wall thing looks nice, - and no, I don’t have one!

oh no! I was thinking of doing a navy feature wall in the lounge!! Given the comments, maybe not! 😂

JMSA · 12/02/2024 09:43

Dogfisher · 12/02/2024 09:07

Live in a very old house and don't tend to move with any strange 'trends' that are coming and going. We can't afford it for one thing!

A few things that might make me raise my eyebrows in another house would be no books anywhere, carpets everywhere (especially downstairs) and fake grass. Fake grass is by far the worst offender here - it should be outlawed at once.

I'm pretty sure fake grass is being banned here in Scotland.

TeenLifeMum · 12/02/2024 09:44

I’m curious about the highland cow pictures. I have one - limited edition print from a local Dorset artist. Now I’ve learned it’s out of fashion (didn’t know they were in fashion, I just love Jennifer Hogwood’s style).

I’m sure my house wouldn’t meet the mn standard as I have a bit of grey, navy kitchen, and my dining room currently has a 6 foot rabbit run (although not mentioned here so maybe that’s okay). I also have my grandmother’s dark wood bureau that doesn’t “go” with the pine tv stand but reminds me of her. We all have different tastes but looking down on others is not needed. You not liking something doesn’t mean others are wrong they’re just different.

DaBlackCatsAreDaBestCats · 12/02/2024 09:44

Vertical blinds. Remind me of the doctor’s surgery. Just hideous
Scatter cushions on sofas that are too flat and end up bent in half looking withered. Awful and tatty-looking

notacooldad · 12/02/2024 09:52

Fake grass, egg chair, hot tub combo
I can't watch to get an egg chair!

Carpet

Carpet with rugs on top

Teal

My house then!🤣🤣🤣

Considering people in Gaza are living in mortal peril the entire thread is kind of tasteless. Bonkers how we can live a life side by side with people in the worse of circumstances.
Our tastes and personal preferences don't stop because there's a crisis.

0rangeCrush · 12/02/2024 09:52

JMSA · 12/02/2024 09:43

I'm pretty sure fake grass is being banned here in Scotland.

Is it? I’ve not heard that!
I dislike fake grass. We actually have some though; along with the huge real grass lawn. The house was like that when we bought it; but I reckon it’s because of the awkward shape of the fake grass area.

For some people, fake grass is the best option - for example, those physically unable to cut grass who can’t afford a gardener.

People will just slab over their gardens if it’s banned. Which then leads to flooding issues. At least fake grass has some sort of drainage.

Getthethrowonthesofa · 12/02/2024 09:58

TheaBrandt · 12/02/2024 09:34

This thread is a perfect description of capitalism in action. Everyone told to do one thing do they do it. 5 years later that’s suddenly “wrong” “out” “eww” so the sheep spend thousands complying with the “new rules”.

No wonder the planet is fucked.

No one is told to do anything. I was perfectly capable of not following the grey trend. It was a trend. Which means people saw it and liked it, and more and more started doing it. That’s what a trend is. People like Mrs hinch had it, and it influenced folks to do the same. But they went too far.

many people really aren’t confident in their own tastes, or lack Imagination, or any form of creativity, as such they took it too far, followed ir blindly and often went for cold hard greys , dark greys, steel greys, blue toned greys, and then put it absolutely everywhere. Walls, floors, lamps, sofas, kitchens, the lot.

and what started as something that was quite nice, if done in small amounts in warm yellow toned greys, and that people if they liked it, could pick and chose bits of, in those warm tones, it became something disliked, as it went everywhere.

its like say now, navy or green being popular. And someone having a navy sofa, navy flooring, navy walls, navy lamps, navy chairs, and navy kitchen. It just becomes too much, and not nice.

but no one was told to do it. Even influencers were not giving it do your whole house grey,

JMSA · 12/02/2024 10:00

@0rangeCrush

Oh, I hear you. I have grass but it is a total pain in the backside.
My next place will have a cute little courtyard instead, with no grass and potted plants.

dandeliondandy · 12/02/2024 10:05

I really dislike herringbone patterned brick driveways and 'entertainment' areas in back gardens purely for the fact that they are absolutely awful for nature, usually look totally out of place with the house (I have a friend who lives in a lovely terraced Victorian villa who has done this and it looks dreadful) and are so sterile. I would much rather see flowers and shrubs/trees with gravel - at least the water can drain away and the soil isn't suffocated.

Pudmyboy · 12/02/2024 10:06

sorestupid · 11/02/2024 19:32

Mrs Hinch grey

The fact everyone has loads of plants, 🥱

I love plants! But I am a child of the '70s and the Palm House at Kew is one of my favourite places!🌿

OriginalBirds · 12/02/2024 10:07

Lampzade · 12/02/2024 09:38

Exactly
Posters have mentioned several items that I have and I don’t take it personally.

Yes, I'm not huffing because I have metro tiles in the ensuite because some posters think they suggest a public loo. My pet tile hate is those giant greige tiles that are/were ubiquitous in bathrooms in the recent past (certainly still everywhere when I was looking for tiles a year and a half or so ago). Oh, and black taps.

I do also hate eyelet curtains (and am cheered to meet other eyelet haters -- it's the look of the eyelets, and the big metal ringed holes in the fabric) and feature walls. And 'pops' of colour. And what I've seen referred to as 'dressed'beds, which have multiple decorative cushions in colours chosen to be 'pops' of colour, in declining size order, which extend half way down the bed, which also has a purely decorative throw, folded very carefully into a narrow strip, near the foot. All these need to be taken off before you get in.

But mostly, while there are individual things I dislike, the only thing I really don't go for is, as a few pps have said, houses that look as if their owners have decorated and furnished them according to some identikit idea of current fashion, without actually consulting their own tastes and preferences at all. Or anything self-consciously 'interior designer-y'.

YouOKHun · 12/02/2024 10:08

Theedgeoftheabyss · 12/02/2024 08:47

Who decides what is dated? Should we care? Considering people in Gaza are living in mortal peril the entire thread is kind of tasteless. Bonkers how we can live a life side by side with people in the worse of circumstances.

Ridiculous, virtue signalling, pious and wholly illogical statement @Theedgeoftheabyss. By your measure there is nothing that is tasteful but conflict itself.

Ginmonkeyagain · 12/02/2024 10:10

Ceramic floor tiles that look like wood. They freak me out.

dandeliondandy · 12/02/2024 10:12

Not a fan of carpet either but can see why people have it - for example if one lives in a flat with floorboards and no soundproofing. In some places, it is mandatory to have carpeted floors in those circumstances. I mean it really is each to his own but I think homes should grow with the person and show their travels along the way. I don't mind eclectic as long as it is interesting stuff. I dislike what I think of as 'Next chic' and it looks as though someone flicked through the latest catalogue and copied it exactly so there is no personality in the room.

OriginalBirds · 12/02/2024 10:14

Ginmonkeyagain · 12/02/2024 10:10

Ceramic floor tiles that look like wood. They freak me out.

Yes, I kept seeing those in tile shops last year! What's going on there? It's like that weird US food programme where people compete to make cakes that look like hamburgers or spaghetti bolognaise until you cut into them!

Hadjab · 12/02/2024 10:14

Photos (including those god awful canvas pics you can have made) on walls - walls are for art, not family photo albums

Walls are for holding up ceilings and dividing spaces into rooms.

Pleasehelpimexhausted · 12/02/2024 10:18

Theedgeoftheabyss · 12/02/2024 08:47

Who decides what is dated? Should we care? Considering people in Gaza are living in mortal peril the entire thread is kind of tasteless. Bonkers how we can live a life side by side with people in the worse of circumstances.

This is such a mumsnet reply lol.

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Ginmonkeyagain · 12/02/2024 10:22

@OriginalBirds I always feel compelled to touch them to check. There is something uncanny valley about them.

Georgie743 · 12/02/2024 10:23

White and grey with no colour
Glossy kitchen cupboard doors
Matching 'sets' that look like a Next home catalogue
No personality or colour anywhere
Art that's too small, usually hung too high
Bowls of wicker balls or vases of 'sticks'

Fizbosshoes · 12/02/2024 10:25

I don't feel offended that my house is full interior design crimes according to MN, because I chose and like the items, but I do find this type of thread generally very snobby

Ginmonkeyagain · 12/02/2024 10:28

Meh. I have a navy wall in my bedroom, a grey hall carpet and metro tiles in my bathroom. I don't feel judged.

Allthroughthenight23 · 12/02/2024 10:28

Fake grass, paved over gardens and plastic flowers/plants inside or out.

Alondra · 12/02/2024 10:31

We all follow trends and change with age. I used to love florals and pastel colours in my 20S and 30s but hate them today.

Interior designed preferences change as we mature, like everything else in life.

Fake grass would be at the top of my hates, except I understand that parents working full time, with children and a small courtyard, would prefer to put fake grass instead of pavers to prevent injuries to their kids.

Interior design is subjected to what's practical when small kids are around.

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