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I am guaranteed to click on and watch anything to do with....... House Guests

CF threads
snobbery and rudeness
Is he cheating? ( always yes)

Anything to do with the NHS as I work in it.

MIL threads as I am a MIL.

Threads discussing this woeful government as I'm interested in what's going on politically..

Yes, all of these but, on a nicer note, I love the good news, boast ones too where people share something great. Love a bit of that!

Oh defo. They brighten my day😁

I love the threads where people are asking for help naming their business. So many clever responses.

Love those.

Holiday advice

Religion but only nice ones not nasty slagging off ones. I like to give advice in good faith but if it's full of sneering then I steer clear

Relationship ones where man won't marry or woman does everything (cocklodgers)

Parking ones most often disappoint but I like the diagrams

I'll click on many things but if thread is too long then I won't read and mark as BU.

Charity chop price moaning
Eating in the cinema
Seat reclining
Most wedding threads
DH not back after a night out

But my favourite are the threads spitting rage about disappointing presents and treatment at Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries etc. Mothers’ Day is always fun reading.

Edit - forgot threads about the morality of stocking up on yellow-stickered items.

• Woo
• Inheritance
• Gut feelings about evil people
• Cocklodger threads if they are about to get thrown out (swoon at these)
• Cheeky fuckers
• Partner cheating (especially when the op is in a great position to get rid)
• Anything revenge-tastic

Always line eyes ones

Minimalism, decluttering and life organisation/tips.

Living in France.

Occasionally cost of living.

The kid's names are always entertaining!
99% of the time people are asking opinions on excruciatingly stupid names and get mighty offended when presented with a reality check 😅

Usually the ones where it feels like the OP is quite likely being hilariously unreasonable and can’t see it.

Climate
Taxation
Anything with the merest whiff of class, snobbery or unchecked privilege in relation to the above.

MIL problems

Weight gain issues

What are you doing today type threads

Anything problem involving not being invited to something

All of losemelikeanarrow's list too

😄

Dogs
Dog attacks
Neighbours
Mystery ones like someone trying to work out strange behaviours
Animal trapped in house
Why is everyone on here so nasty
Will you vote anyone to get the tories out/ Labour in etc.
I’ve done a terrible thing at work please help
Wfh
The..I told elderly lady to pick up dog poo in her own field and now the village has lost use of said field.. was great. Whatever you call that.

Kittens
Puppies
A&E
Nostalgia for 70s and 80s (you need a lot of time as they can be looooooong)
Property porn/why won’t my house sell?
Help! I’m stuck on holiday with….
Help! Stuck at in-laws at Christmas
Help! Rude guest staying
Am in labour?
Worst place you’ve been on holiday
What’s going on in your house?
DH not back after night out
Where’s my key/phone etc?
What book/film/actor is this ?

So absolutely loads!

Oh and of course the: I looked at his phone ones.

DH not back after night out

Ah, another fan of these. Half the replies are hoping he’s having an affair and the other half are hoping he’s dead.

SAHM threads , I play a game with myself waiting for certain posters who I know will pop up on there to see how many pages in it gets before they turn up 😁.

80s or 90s nostalgia threads , I love those

I love the nice/nasty celebrity ones

And 'how old do I look?'
They don't come up often enough!

@GRex

No because I forgot to include-

MIL/FIL/SIL
Inheritance
Love island/traitors etc

Basically I'm not fussed for holidays, woo or house keeping! Love everything else.

Identify this song
Break ups
Does this suit me
Look at this house!