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I am guaranteed to click on and watch anything to do with....... House Guests

MIL/ general IL threads
Wedding & hen do
Why won’t my house sell
CF
Parking
Politics (even though they’re largely pointless 😂)

CF
Wedding or party invitations.
Parking.
Lending money
work colleagues being twats

Very mood based clicking here. If I feel aggy I might venture into an AIBU that looks obvious. If I want a kick up the bum to tidy I'll click on a "what is one thing you do...", frumpy i'll head to S&B and then remember I don't care, head to relationships if I ever need reminding not to date... etc. I like the snapshots into what people get up to because you can tell they aren't bots (is it just me or are they getting weirder?)

Spotify Playlists if the 80s are involved

Why are people so thick and can't speak proper English (always, always, always started by an OP who makes about 40 mistakes in their own smug ranting)

Skincare routines

Perfume

Holidays to places I've been or know

Teacher bashing

What should I do...

Line eye threads.
Cf threads of any genre.

House guests
Step parenting
under eye concealer

Anything cost of living related or skint.

Wonder why!!! 😀

Massive Salads and the never ending chicken suggestions are great but it's going to be hard to beat a good toxic sister or friend one ..

I always open step parent ones; DH and I have neevr been married before, our parents each stayed together, even our siblings are on first marriages. No idea why.

Love a CF tale.

Anything clearly about a kid within a few years age of DS, regardless of topic, and I'll be there.

Least likely to open or respind if it's about hair, nails, fashion, other visually superficial things that make no sense to me in words.

@NachosAndCheese forgot about twatty work colleagues. That's another favourite!

Snobby etiquette dinner expectations

Who's unreasonable, me or the teacher?
Should I agree to drive this person to work for the next two years?
Should I allow my 12 year old/19 year old have an alcoholic drink?

Wedding/Hen/Stag cheeky fuckery, "Am I a snob," Where should I go on holiday, anything with an innocuous title and lots of posts- guaranteed to be a good fight going on 😂

Yes this is exactly me! I love a good CF thread.
I also enjoy a good parking thread.

I really don’t want to hear how MNers are rolling in it, with no mortgage, heaps of savings etc Half the time it won’t be true anyway.

I like all the topics people normally moan about: finances/money/mortgage/salary and class.
I also like threads about jobs when people share what their jobs are like, what jobs they wished they had done.

I avoid: style, CF, MIL, parking and other half might be cheating.

Affairs or relationships, various shops, business/company related, then also food and cookery, and if there are any, any about the military or security services / espionage

"Bin liners" or some such with 567 posts. Especially in AIBU.

I remember clicking on the "protestant tray bake" one. That did not disappoint. I think it's in classics now.

Definitely parking with a diagram!

Love a pension and/or retirement thread.

"Is this enough food," usually 3 pizzas for 100 guests

Legal disputes. There is so much misinformation spouted on here. I can't keep tabs on all of it but I do what I can.

CFs. I wish there was a dedicated board.