Our first cruise around the Caribbean nearly put us ever cruising again, but luckily we had already booked a cruise to the Baltic later in the year.
The Caribbean trip was with Tui. DH keeps a journal of many of our holidays. I know Mumsnetters are suspicious of ‘Creative Writing’ posts, but I thought this extract would give a flavour of the experience.
“At lunch, we sat between two couples, the Chalks and the Cheeses. From stage left "Oh, we really did enjoy the tour of the Baltic which you are planning to do later in the year." From stage right "I'm not prejudiced, but we live live 15 miles from Hull and we don't have a single [redacted by MNHQ] in the village." As I said before, a motley crew.
The Captain's reception does not require formal dress, re-branding itself as "Dress to Impress". However, to quote Mr Cheese, "I've packed a bloody monkey suit and I'm bloody well going to wear it!" The event took place in The Atrium, a nine balcony space with flashy external lifts whizzing up and down. The captain descended a flight of steps and assumed a Starship Enterprise pose, before making an accomplished speech in which all the heads of department were introduced. An affable Pole, he no doubt incurred the wrath of Mr Cheese for coming over here and nicking all our jobs.”
After the Tui trip, we have enjoyed many cruises but with Fred Olsen and Saga, both of which have a more middle class and mature clientele (sorry but we prefer not to be banged up with a lot of racist chavs). The average age seems to be late sixties. Horses for courses.
These, together with the Hurtigruten ships mentioned above are, by cruise ship standards, small. Arriving at your embarkation port, usually for us Portsmouth or Southampton, your luggage is whisked away to appear later in your cabin, you go aboard and have a drink and lunch and the holiday has begun. So much more civilised than airports.
We are looking forward to our next cruise around Southern Ireland in April.