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Is Willy Wonka inappropriate for a 3yo **Title edited by MNHQ** (sorry folks!)

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DefendingPan · 01/02/2024 18:28

My wife thinks the Umpa Lumpa song, particularly the line about the fat girl, will give our daughters (1 & 3) problems with body image.

I think it’s a harmless funny movie with fun songs.

who’s being unreasonable?

OP posts:
YankSplaining · 01/02/2024 21:34

The Power of the Dong

crampycrumpet · 01/02/2024 21:37

A 1 and 3 year old wouldn't watch that yet

Stick to baby and toddler programs for now

JMSA · 01/02/2024 21:40

Oompa Loompa doo pa dee doo, Willy's gonna cum all over you Grin

LauderSyme · 01/02/2024 21:41

White men can't hump

SweetBirdsong · 01/02/2024 21:52

SummaLuvin · 01/02/2024 18:59

my thoughts too, the O and A are nowhere near each other. And Wanka isn't a real word, so not autocorrect either.

Just came here to say this. Aiming for classics @DefendingPan ? Wink

LauderSyme · 01/02/2024 21:54

Sex Toy Story

Kickstartplease · 01/02/2024 22:12

Don't care if it is deliberate or not it made me smile after a very bad day

tachetastic · 01/02/2024 22:25

DefendingPan · 01/02/2024 18:28

My wife thinks the Umpa Lumpa song, particularly the line about the fat girl, will give our daughters (1 & 3) problems with body image.

I think it’s a harmless funny movie with fun songs.

who’s being unreasonable?

I suspect most kids aged three and below will sleep through a lot of it. It's a beautiful movie, but lots of exposition.

I do take issues of body image seriously, but I don't think watching this movie will do any harm.

fuckssaaaaake · 01/02/2024 22:46

I know this is deliberate and I like you for that. Not too try hard and not too offensive. Good

fuckssaaaaake · 01/02/2024 22:47

Can't please em all tho. Miserable nuggets (I wrote buggers and my phone changed it, I like this too) I'm gonna get bullied ALOT in a min

fuckssaaaaake · 01/02/2024 22:47

PS IM SO DRUNK

Clafoutie · 01/02/2024 23:00

Heronwatcher · 01/02/2024 18:37

Isn’t this a game- take a normal film and turn it into a porno?

The ones I can remember are Romancing the Bone, an Officer and and a Genitalman and Saturday night Beaver. Oh and school of Cock.

They did this on Frasier. ‘Drive this, Miss Daisy’, ‘David Cop-a -feel’, etc.

cravingmilkshake · 02/02/2024 07:09

Womb raider *

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