Funny fetish - How weird out of 100?

[Laburnum1981]

Not sure what this post is. I suppose I just want to mention it to someone to understand how massively weird it is!

I have a FWB. It’s been going on for a year or so, and it’s working out great. We’re both divorced with DCs, met through work, and manage to get together every few weeks for what I consider brilliant fun. I have lots of friends, a busy life with work and the kids, but this relationship completely fills my missing needs. I’m lucky.

After a few meetings I asked if he had anything he wanted to try. I’m not massively experienced. He is my 5th partner ever and my first since the end of a 17 year faithful relationship that became my marriage.

He said that he… had a bit of an armpit fetish!

He could’ve said he wanted hardcore S&M, or me to wee on him or whatever. So I know it could be worse. I was surprised but said ‘OK’ and let him do what he wanted to do which was basically lick them! He really got into it, I wasn’t bothered either way. Gave me no great pleasure but was fine I suppose. Nice to see him enjoy himself.

I’ve since asked him more about this. Apparently the attraction is hard to describe but might be because it’s a ‘hidden’ bit of me that’s normally covered (by my arm, I guess, unless I raise it). It’s not to do with hair or smell (thank God - cos I’m not stopping shaving or washing!).

Since that first time he’s spent a couple of frantic minutes licking my armpits every time. He knows I always shower before we meet and he’s asked that I don’t put deodorant on so that he doesn’t taste it. I’m fine with this cos I’m fresh out of the shower and just put it on afterwards.

Last time he was getting so into it that I asked if he wanted to ejaculate into my armpit and he said yes and then did! He seemed very grateful afterwards.

How weird is all this? My friends don’t know of this man’s existence let alone this fetish. Is he the only man in England with it, or has anyone else encountered it?

I’m fine with it so long as it doesn’t go much further. I just think it’s so odd! I feel like I need one back! Maybe he elbows? Ha!

And also yes , you sweat out curry and garlic. Also fish , and asparagus and sugar puffs and other foods make your urine and semen smell/ taste of those things.

I think it probably means a lot to him that you've not judged him and that you've let him be open with it

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It’s a pretty tame one really isn’t it? Wouldn’t bother me but would be a bit ticklish.

I have a dh who has asked for much weirder things than that so I’m probably a bit blasé about armpit-licking.

I've been around the block a bit but this is new on me! I don't think it's especially weird but I don't think I could indulge it. I'm pretty vanilla though 😂.

If he likes it and you don't mind it then carry on op 😂

No!

Ah OP!!!

Chancing idiots.

Dying here

I think this could end up like a Pavlov’s dogs thing. So when you break up and meet the one, you may only get turned on if he starts licking your armpit which will probably make him feel 😷

Almost certainly. I can see it now - I’ll be fully clothed apart from a small hole in my jumper under the arm, and I’ll stand doing the ironing whilst he does his business. What man could resist?

I should probably name change for this but I’ve had a could of glasses of Prosecco so I can’t be bothered.. I quite like men’s armpits, especially if they’ve been working hard and are a (little!) bit smelly. I’ve even been known to lick. I wouldn’t go as far as to call it a fetish, I mean I’m not wanking over armpits or anything but it’s something I like.

Sugar Puffs??!! Hahaha. How do you know that?! 😂

I'm incredibly ticklish, so if someone did frantically lick away at my armpits for a few minutes I may well piss myself.

Whatever unfortunate man it was might find it a bit hard to get in the mood with a woman who is cackling like a maniac.

Ah, who dug this up!

Well, now that it HAS been 'dug up'

im going to ask @Laburnum1981 for an update! Please!