To have wanted to poke the man who said "Did you know your child has no socks, shoes or trousers on?" with a very sharp stick?

[theUrbanDryegg]

Ds is a stripper - he also seem to be in training for a career as an escapologist. i know i put shoes and socks and trousers on him before we left the house. i spent £28 on his new shoes ffs - i'm not going to just leave them at home am i?

Anyway, ds wriggles out of the foot muff on his buggy, kicks his shoes and socks off and then somehow gets out of his jeans. HOW???!!!! He has a strap between his legs - i have no idea how he gets his trousers off.

So he sits in his buggy, teeth chattering, lips turning blue, grinning triumphantly. Elderly gentleman comes up and says "Did you know your child has no socks, shoes or trousers on?"



grr

[OverMyDeadBody]

what did you respond with? A sarky comment I hope

[dinny]

your funny ds

but man was being helpful, no? after all, you didn't know, did you?

[liahgen]

small children and clothes do not mix. can only sympathise, i have a almost 3 yr dd who is same, (although draws line at trousers)

Had health visitor and student discussing her nudity once in my home.

[scottishmummy]

it is the accompanying withering look they give you, as they gaze on shoeless wee un

[TheJen]

THat's hilarious, you DS sounds very quirky. THough the old man should be put in a cupboard with all the other helpful people who come up to you when your child is screaming in public and say things like... 'ooh he sounds tired/hungry' etc etc sometimes I feel like shouting 'I KNOW... but I can't force him to sleep and I need to buy milk!

[chickytwotimes]

I keep a sharp stick with me at all times for this reason...

[theUrbanDryegg]

if only i had responded with a fabulously sarky comment but no, i just mumbled something inane and wandered off.

[scottishmummy]

for members of the public, i presume

[chickytwotimes]

yes. I also carry a shitey stick for beating off admiring men. (in my dreams)

[funnyhaha]

Next time just look with mystification at ds and say 'I'm SURE I came out with the dog..."

[PhDlifeNeedsaNewLife]

Urban, tell me you didn't lose the £28 shoes?!

[theUrbanDryegg]

no - i have been known to lose socks, but the shoes get caught and stuck under the buggy.

flippin clarkes shoes. why do i bother? huh? huh!!!!?????

[Frizbe]

Meridians ds once stripped off at the top of the slide in softplay, chucked all his clothes down, then realised he had to come down nude I think that experience cured him

[ChocolateSquonkyEggs]

dd2 used to do this.

Once, we were in the car park at Morrisons, I was concentrating on strapping ds into his car seat, I had her between my legs, so I could feel her, but not actually see her. Looked down at her and she was completely naked!

She used to be able to get trousers and nappy off when fully strapped into a five point car seat

[PhDlifeNeedsaNewLife]

wow, yay for the houdini babies

[scottishmummy]

my nudey wanderer can slip out of any buggy harness. loves running about in the nip

[hotcrossMonkeybun]

Frizbe, friction burns all round.

[laughed so much DS said [god you never tell me anything funny from MN]

[theUrbanDryegg]

he can't get his nappy off yet because i use cloth nappies and also still put him in a pop down vest!! it won't be long though i suspect...

[theUrbanDryegg]

how old is your wee man now PhD?? just been peeking at your pictures, he's such a cutie!

[ComeOVeneer]

DS is still like this and he is gone 3. His latest trick is dispensing with his socks and shoes (hasn't managed trousers yet), whilst is the seat on the back of my bicycle on the way to nursery, meaning I have to double back on myself to retrieve said objects from the road!

[motherinferior]

I believe Marina's daughter used to try and take her clothes off in church.

[PhDlifeNeedsaNewLife]

Urban he's 11m! hang on, I'll post a new piccy of him...

[PhDlifeNeedsaNewLife]

ok there you go

btw can't see yours wiht your new easter name! (hint, hint )