Aibu to point out that 'Mumsnet' is currently trending on Twitter/X because a labour MP has (rather comically) reported it to the police?

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Dawn Butler has reported Mumsnet as a whole to the police, for talking to each other and Having Views she does not like.
Mumsnet is currently trending on Twitter.
What rebels we are, having views.

Just be careful that it identifies as a chicken and not, for example, as a dog (I would feel icky eating dog meat).

Maybe Dawn shouldn’t just assume the giraffes’ species based on their height and stature.

*Hermittrismegistus · Today 21:03

That woman is an absolute numpty*

Well according to Sadiq Kahn she is a history-making, game-changing, ceiling-smashing politician.

Although despite all that and living in London I had to google who she was.

i imagined that coming from ruby in fifth element

Did you tweet that you were going to report them to the police before you'd actually read them, though?

The mn salad is not allowed. Proper portions for real people please. Don’t want anyone getting hangry.

No.

I'm a redtoothbrush.

No. Really. I am.

I think her informant is the guy who asked for advice on the message he received , that clearly was sent dumping him. He got such a hard time he didn’t come back , instead he went off to Twitter to tell tales ?!

for context all, im not sure what the full story is, im just making hoepfully light hearted comments on the thread, joining in with you all.

I thought it was like when my DS was little and playing up in the supermarket and I’d say ‘if you don’t start behaving I’ll get the security guard and he’ll really tell you off!’.

But is she actually calling 101?

‘Officer, there are thousands of terfs talking about turkey, stocking fillers and and the patriarchy and I DONT LIKE IT!’

Get serious, Dawn.

Can we bring drinks and nibbles? I have rather a nice bottle of home-made plum brandy. (My cousin in Eastern Europe has his own still.)

Yeah yeah - i know nothing gov, honest 😃

@NalafromtheLionKing, no, a chicken is a chicken is a chicken!

Aaa all makes sense now

ill ask malcom from mi5 to hook up with wifi to tweet on mumsnet , someone will need to ensure we get our equipment in the facilities'

Good luck to them, most MNers won’t answer it…

Edit: meant to quote the post about getting the knock on the door!

And I'm deffo innocent as I'm sitting in my sofa getting mildly pissed, watching Call the Midwife - y'know, where actual women give birth, have periods and all the rest....

I have the plum brandy organised. I might have to decant it into miniatures.

She's a legend. Remember when she continually used the words of 'Something inside so Strong' repeatedly as her hustings speech. Queen of the Melts that one

Dont think I want prison picky bits, sounds very ..... scabby to me.

I can do a crustless quiche and a MASSIVE salad for anyone low carbing with no imagination, but be aware I DO NOT SHARE TWIGLETS.

Also, I have decided on a double bluff, so I am wearing full orange hi-vis on the basis that anyone on the run wouldnt ever be so obvious, so clearly I will never get arrested. Happy to lift share if anyone is in the Midlands and doesnt mind clinging on to the side of a JCB.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Careful, you’ll get yourself locked up with that kind of talk.

Anyway, I should bow out as I need to go and claim my pension (I have decided to identify as 70 years old and therefore I am). 👵

It must have helped that she used to very easy on the eye. You can get away with blue murder if you are beautiful

PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBE!

Good luck to them, most MNers won’t answer it

😂

She should’ve started an ‘AIBU to log this with 101?’ thread. She would’ve had her arse handed to her.