Are you Dawn O’Porter?
Ugh, no? I've only seen her model that nasty line for Joanie recently.... Oh no, just googled and she's in Joanie Xmas jumpers...ewww
@FoxInABox Oooh, maybe I'll have to add some bells.
We could start a competition. 
I have a cheapo/ cheesy Christmas jumper I got from Primark a few years back. It only gets worn a few days a year, but it's brightly coloured and I'm always surprised how much positive reaction it gets when I'm out and about with it.
They brighten people's day. I'm not sure about when non-lidl staff wear ones with LIDL written all over them though. That's next level tongue in cheek at best.