Unreasonable batshit neighbours - what have yours done?

[Waitingforwaiter]

Something on another thread (about outside sockets for Christmas decorations) made me think of this.

A couple of years ago my upstairs neighbours (we're in maisonettes) decided to install a plug socket outside. Only it wasn't an actual proper outdoor socket, just a normal socket like you'd have in your living room ... But on a brick wall outside.

It is gone now. But - wtf?!

Assuming I am not BU about this!

But ... now I'm curious - What's the most batshit thing others' neighbours have done?

We moved to our current house ten years ago and in the first week, two topless blokes from a halfway house were stabbing each other in the road. One of the neighbours got a petition going and now we only get non stabby old lags.

Looked out of the window one day and a neighbour across the way was chasing someone down the road with a golf club.

I don't know if he ever caught up to the person he was chasing.

On the end of our road, there used to be two older men in a house, and they were known alcoholics. They rarely caused any issues, but every 6 months or so, one would lock the other out and have a screaming row through the window at 2am ish. You would think it would have been annoying, but it was actually pretty funny because the row was always over something completely bizarre, like cauliflower.

I REALLY cant stand my neighbours, noisy workmen full blast radios at all hours, lying on the flat roof next to mine trying to see in the bathroom window when i was taking a shower, visitors that scream and i mean scream, mud banked 2ft up my fencing, but after reading these they seem like angels!