To think this was a ridiculous description to go on??

[ButWhyy]

DH bought something from a shop earlier, got home, realised it was the wrong thing so asked me if I’d take it back as he had to rush to work. I was going up that way anyway so I agreed however he said I needed to speak to a specific woman - he couldn’t remember her name but said I’d know who it is as as she looks a bit like a great white shark. Obviously I told him I couldn’t identify her on this description but he said I’d know when I saw her.

Got there, nobody looking like a shark (unsurprisingly) so rang him, he said she has tiny eyes and walks like a swimming shark. I gave up in the end and just spoke to someone in there, none knew what I was on about so I left. DH is now pissed off as he needs the item first thing in morning. It’s not me is it?? Who the hell would be able to identify someone on such a daft description?!

😂 it's not you, it's definitely him. That's a ridiculous description.

This made me laugh a lot. Thank you. And yes it’s a ridiculous description but there is a woman in the petrol station near me who actually looks like an Afghan hound ( albeit an attractive one) so……

What the fuck kind of description is that.... honestly it's not you at all!

I suggest buying him guess who for Christmas so he can practice descriptions based on actual characteristics such as hair colour, he clearly didn't have it as a child.

your dh = absurdist genius 😂

😂😂😂 I would spot her as quick as a shark detects a drop of blood 1 mile away.

Must be a right pain in the arse for her having to get her uniform altered to accommodate her dorsal fin 😂

WTF 😂😂😂 this has made my day…..not the usual about x height, x age, x hair colour and x build…in my head he’s giving it “she looks very much like a shark, not the usual look of a mushroom, deck chair or seagull” 😂x

I love this.

Sometimes we play alternative Guess Who- “does your person look like they’d give you a sneery look if you said you didn’t understand Bitcoin?”

Interested to know how he would describe you or himself after that imaginative description!

Amazing!

My DH has just pissed me off so I am cheering you on for giving no fucks about his tomorrow problem. Not like you could describe the person to a colleague, was it? Eejit!

He meant she's quite large and pale with dark eyes and moves purposefully - it's not said with any kindness, at any rate.

I think I might know her.

Speaks with a Finnish accent?

That’s so funny. Ridiculous, yes, but very funny to read.

Ignore his sulking because it’s definitely him not you.

Hahaha, that's brilliant!

DH did the school pickup one day and came home and said 'a lady from school says hi!' I asked what she looked like and he said she had brown shoulder length hair... like about 75% of the women there

So your DH was MUCH more descriptive than mine!

Hilarious! By why did the return have to be dealt with by the great white walking shark with the tiny eyes? Why couldn’t you (now he) just take it to the counter and have it dealt with by another fish someone else?

So him making a mistake and then fucking up again with his so called "description" is all on you?!

Arsehole.

When I read "great white shark" I had to put my phone down and laugh. Tell your OH thanks OP!

And now I've just read the rest and am laughing even more!

That’s made me laugh but if you are returning something to a ship it’s ridiculous to say only one person in the whole shop can accept the return!

Hahaha this is brilliant op! You have cheered me up with this post

This is just brilliant!!!
(Also 'alternative Geuss Who' is genius).

I'm crying with laughter! Hilarious description!

@WhateverMate
Finnish accent

I see what you did there

She must have been on a break op, you'd def notice her otherwise by that description 🤣