DH bought something from a shop earlier, got home, realised it was the wrong thing so asked me if I’d take it back as he had to rush to work. I was going up that way anyway so I agreed however he said I needed to speak to a specific woman - he couldn’t remember her name but said I’d know who it is as as she looks a bit like a great white shark. Obviously I told him I couldn’t identify her on this description but he said I’d know when I saw her.
Got there, nobody looking like a shark (unsurprisingly) so rang him, he said she has tiny eyes and walks like a swimming shark. I gave up in the end and just spoke to someone in there, none knew what I was on about so I left. DH is now pissed off as he needs the item first thing in morning. It’s not me is it?? Who the hell would be able to identify someone on such a daft description?!