My cousin and his wife are currently all over social media asking for sponsorship for a charity walk they're doing. Really going on about it. But i's less than two paltry miles they're walking! Not like they're tackling the three peaks in 24 hours or something.They'd walk more wandering round big Tesco fgs. I'd rather they just asked people to bung the charity some money for no reason other than they support it rather than pretend this walk is anything other than a little wander round a park.
Go on, tell me I'm a miserable bastard.