To want to know the pettiest things that annoys you.

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Just for fun to take our minds off the huge, horrible stuff in our lives.
Me :
Tiny, tiny cloves of garlic
"Pull tab here"

Pen clicking.

Public toilets with no hook on the door! I don't want to put my bag and coat on the pissy floor thanks .

People behind me at the supermarket checkout who start putting their stuff on the belt before I've finished. I have been known to space my items out reeeally far just to make them panic a bit😂

Threads where the OP is saying “I’ve messaged my boyfriend/best friend/sister/plumber 17 times and they’ve seen all the messages but haven’t responded 😔” and the genius posters queue up to reply “Stop sending messages and pick up the PHONE, for FFS! Just have an actual conversation!!”

Yeah, because the person who ignored 17
messages is happily going to pick up the OP’s call breezily saying “Ooh, hiya!”, aren’t they? They couldn’t possibly just ignore the ringing phone too.

The increasingly hysterical sounding beeps when reversing.

Shut up! Shut up! I can see how close I am.😡

I too loathe things falling!

God! I'm just back from a UK holiday and experienced this so many times. Rage!

Defiantly! It's a working process tho. I pacifically said that as a perfessional example.

This is what you need to do.(we have the same machine and I love it) it is not any if my family playing.
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We had this conversation re marking work for Apprentices. Quality Assurers all agreed it can be used casually but not professionally or in any marked work.
I don't mind language evolving colloquially but there are still professional accepted standards!

A lot were removed after a particularly bad theft in a department store's toilets. Woman hung her bag on the hook on the door... thief reached over and stole it! Woman reported theft to store security (as you would) but no discernible CCTV. Woman went home to cancel all cards etc. having got a spare key from her neighbour, 2 hrs later got a call from the store "your bag has been located with most contents intact, just cash and phone gone". She went to the store, about a 45 minute trip each way. They had not called. While she was out her house was burgled using the keys that were in her bag...

People saying burgelry instead of burglary

Gives me the rage!

@sadaboutmycat . That's terrible. Maybe I shouldn't moan in future!

@sadaboutmycat
Yikes! I think I pronounce it burgelry
Library is another one.

The new local estate agents who no longer put up 'under offer' signs but instead 'spoken for' signs.

People who light up the second they get out of the supermarket so I can’t help but walk into the cloud of secondhand smoke. Should be banned on the whole site. There is no need to smoke after 30 minutes in a shop! 🤬

The Taj Mahal. Fucking hideous building, an eyesore. It needs a nuclear warhead dropping on it. I actually feel queasy when I see a picture of it. How people can actually visit it is beyond me. It's disgusting. No other building has this effect on me. Some buildings are attractive, most don't stand out either way. But the Taj Mahal is the vilest piece of shit that has ever been built by mankind.

Have you seen it IRL. It is lovely and ver impressive.

Supermarket noises like those clattery plastic trays for restocking, or stock trolleys, loud people, rickety wheeled trolleys.

People in the UK referring to toilets as bathrooms, I mean where’s the bath?

Small children’s shrieking voices on radio adverts, like the Sky broadband one

This drives me nuts. I’m currently losing weight so I’m going through (charity/selling) clothes that no longer fit, so I’m expecting all of one size trousers will no longer fit, but no, one pair is massive and falls off, same size pair, different brand, just about zips up! 🤬

The defiantly one confuses me: surely people look at it and think ‘That can’t be right!’ I mean, obviously not.

I have a friend who spells lovely as lovley. Drives me nuts, but I can’t tell her!

My late OH would drive me mad, when I asked What would you like for dinner tonight? he'd say I'm easy, drove me mad, I used to reply Yes, I know you're easy but what would you like to eat?

I really don’t know why it is OK for dogs to toilet in places where children play, like parks. Yes why can’t dog owners take some antibacterial spray and a kitchen towel to fully clear up after their dog. You can do because that is what my sister does when her neighbour goes on holiday and leaves their dog with her.

Men who faff with luggage esp on planes. You’ve just spent half an hour on your arse in the departure lounge. Why do you need to faff NOW!?

Those twee warnings at the start of a TV programme such as 'This programme has scenes that some people may find upsetting', then if you're so sensitive don't watch Midsomer Murders and so on, there's a clue in the title!