To want to know the pettiest things that annoys you.

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Just for fun to take our minds off the huge, horrible stuff in our lives.
Me :
Tiny, tiny cloves of garlic
"Pull tab here"

My dh does this too. And he doesn’t brush his teeth before bed (scummy bastard) so I get rank, garlic breath in my face. I put the duvet over his face and tuck it in snugly - I don’t push down on it. Yet.

Going to add more
You are in a queue and the person in front had their food scanned and then decide they want a scratch card and spend forever choosing.
My partner might say after shopping and say I've got some nice bread and bring it to me and show me ,funnily enough he's not that happy when I say yes I've seen bread before.
Having to repeat over and over again to different people yes I've had a great xmas after a work break.
When people say with surprise in the winter months oh it's cold today
When It is cold and I'm being told oh wrap up warm it's cold outside, I'm so glad you said I was going to wear shorts and t shirt

When people say 'can I get..' when ordering/asking for something 🤬

Yeah mate, come and 'get' it yourself then!!

When people say with surprise in the winter months oh it's cold today
When It is cold and I'm being told oh wrap up warm it's cold outside, I'm so glad you said I was going to wear shorts and t shirt

These don't bother me at all, but it really annoys me when people rhapsodize about snow, or wish me a 'white Christmas'. As someone with co-ordination disabilities, I hate the horrible slippery stuff. I know I'm U, as people can't make it snow just by saying that they want it to!

The whole concept of 'big' ' significant' 'milestone birthdays', especially when they are not the birthday-person's idea, but inflicted on them by others. Especially in the workplace. What happened to the old idea that it's rude to comment on an adult's age?

Perfectly normal in some areas 🙄

This comes up all the time. You can't. In all the years self-serve tills have been around, I've got it to accept my bag once. ONCE.

Blame the supermarkets who insist on scales. At M&S and Waitrose, I can bag as I go. Elsewhere I have to scan, pay and then bag.

I don't like it either, and there's no need to use the "pretentious" "may I have".

I usually just say "Could I have a Flat White please" and nobody frowns or laughs.

People on these sorts of threads who query and criticise others’ answers tbh. The whole point is that it’s petty or whatever. It doesn’t need reasons.

People who can't use me, myself and I correctly.

People who don't say plase and thank you - in every appropriate situation.

*please -- I don't seem able to edit

It does when you give orders to people in capital letters.

But you should always close zips before washing garments...? 😕

People who use "whom" because they think it makes them sound a bit learned and posh - but do so incorrectly. Just don't.

Drivers using the palm of their hand to move the steering wheel

Especially when reverse parking

I instantly decide the person is annoying I see this done and it’s usually a man

I call it cunt steering 😂.

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why mess with words Mookie81

Ha, yep!

People who write 'thankyou'. It's TWO words FFS!
People misspelling my name.
Vocal fry.
Kissing on a radio programme. Urgh.
Tom from The Archers.

I work on the Tube. People who leave their papers/fast food packets/coffee cups on a bench....next to the fucking bin. The cleaner on my station also eye-rolls at this stupidity. It's right there!

Talking of washing machines 😮 people who eat with their mouths Wide Open. Get away from me.

Trying to convince my teenager to wash her clothes.

Clutter & untidiness.

Going to use a locker in the gym that still has a key on the outside, opening it only to find somebody's bloody clothes inside despite there being numerous signs telling you not to do this😡

People who start their replies to social media posts with "I mean . . .". You just know the rest of the post is going to be vacuous drivel.

And, yes, to vocal fry. Sets my teeth on edge. Though those actresses who play Beatrice and Eugenie in The Windsors are hilarious.

People who drive who can't grasp why as a non driver I can't just jump on public transport and get everywhere.

I had someone recently telling me that it's not that far yo Scotland from the south west - apart from the 3 hour coach journey to the airport and all the waiting around.

People who are beyond shocked that actors appear in different films. It is literally their job.

People who scan everything at a self scan, pay, then proceed to pack items at the till. DO IT WHILE SCANNING!

It’s way quicker to scan it all first and then pack it up. I find it painful to watch as people scan and pack at the same time. I say this as a trained checkout girl in my past life 😂