Things that give you the absolute RAGE!!

[strawthatbrokethecamelsback]

DH has just put the dishwasher on a long cycle in the middle of the day 😡 I have all of his family coming shortly for a meal to celebrate his birthday.

surely everyone knows that during the day it’s a short cycle and overnight it’s a long cycle.

now I have to wait 3 bastard hours for it to finish with the pots building up.

of course slightly lighthearted but what does give you the rage?

People sharing post from FB that are about 20 years out of date.

LOL it's like we know the same person @orangetriangle 😆

This did make me LOL! 😆

Purplebutterflywings
I'm seriously thinking of unfriending braggingbetty on fb it's really pushing my buttons grrrrr!!
I will do it if you do lol!@@

Not sure I have the courage! 😆 I have unfollowed, but unfriending someone you actually properly know in real life, is like a slap in the face and a kick in the stomach for them isn't it???

Ooooh maybe I WILL do it! 😂

Just been asked for my contact telephone number.
What's wrong with just telephone number?

Thought of another one... People who say 'sans' instead of just saying 'WITHOUT.'

'DH and I are going to the beach sans the children.' Just say 'WITHOUT the children,' you pretentious twonk. You sound ridiculous!

ALSO, people saying 'reader.. I told him to get lost.....' Feck off with saying 'reader......' Again, soooo pretentious!

The phrase ‘reaching out’. It’s mindless, meaningless, stupid as fuck.

The towel thing I totally get! I secretly call my partner the towel scruncher. He does it with tea towels too so they're all damp and strewn around the kitchen, they'll never dry out all scrunched up FGS!!

Fuck yes, the towels. Also DH, for moaning about the DC's towels, when he's as bad as them. But his don't count, because he doesn't notice himself doing it. He's quite convinced he doesn't. He makes more mess in there than everyone else put together.

I agree but it seems to be the in phrase at the moment. Grrrr.

It makes me think of an outreach worker talking to an alcoholic rough sleeper. “Please let me help you, Steve”.

People wh don't reply to my WhatsApp messages, even though I can see they have read it!! Ffs it only takes seconds to respond!

Being woken by Ring doorbells that ring loudly on the outside of the bloody house and then the person inside bellowing like a wounded elephant so that the entire street knows they have a delivery or a guest or a drunken husband that has forgotten his keys.

Why do they not ring on the inside where the people expecting the delivery etc. actually are and not where they alert the entire street and beyond?

People who don't pick up their dogshit. Especially people who are paid to walk multiple dogs and some of them are big dogs, therefore big shits, which sets the others off. There's a couple who walk 7 or 8 dogs daily along my road and you can always tell when they have been along because of the heaps of shit they leave.

Opening Chupa Chup lollies, they never just twist open, they always involve me biting tiny bits off to try and create a decent size hole to then rip the fucker open, then the plastic never just slides down the stick. Pure rage, especially as I'm normally doing this on a long car journey as an attempt to stop the kids talking or fighting 😬

Tebay services. So smug and annoying. Food not even that good. You can't buy a stamp but you can buy a Le Creuset. Fuck off.

Posts saying “And just like that [insert something very, very normal their very, very average child is doing]”

Example “and just like that little Timmy is off to school”.

No way. Your 4 year old is going to school??? Stop the press!

posting "legal" messages that Facebook does not own their photos and everybody needs to copy and paste it or Facebook will be able to take over their lives etc

Well it's an offence now to do 50/50, report the lot & sit back & laugh when their arses get fined 🤓

Taking the whole family to the supermarket bored kids playing up why do both parents have to go? Kids running about in pubs and anyone cycling on the pavement.

@bonzaitree 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏

I would just push the reset button and start a new cycle! 🤷‍♀️

It really pisses me off when cars ‘let me out’ etc. it’s against the Highway Code and makes the road so much less safe for pedestrians and cyclists who rely on cars following the Highway Code to predict actions of drivers.

a month ago I was waiting in traffic and someone let a car coming the other direction through a gap in our stationary traffic, turning from a main road into a minor road. Neither driver thought of the cyclist cycling in the cycle lane beside the stationary traffic and they were knocked off. Just don’t do it.

Agreed. And they don’t sell either coke or Pepsi in the shop (which is surely a criminal offence), just some middle class gentrified lookalike.