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Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To ask about your little rebellions?

677 replies

Sensibletrousers · 21/07/2023 09:33

I’m sitting here about to get changed for Zumba and I want to wear shorts but my legs aren’t shaved. I will be wearing shorts anyway. It’s a little rebellion, a tiny “up yours” to the man.

I have always found little ways to rebel (recovering people pleaser) that don’t actually hurt anyone so that I don’t have one massive rebellion and ruin my life one day!!

I also don’t share food, even with my kids, and am unapologetic about it. It’s now a family joke.

What little rebellions do you enjoy?

OP posts:
BadNomad · 21/07/2023 14:02

I always take extra sachets and pots of condiments from McDonald's (and others).

I don't even like mustard.

Brefugee · 21/07/2023 14:03

Namddf · 21/07/2023 13:42

Stealing this.

i just write "Madam" if i have to do anything like this (not much at all these days) even if i know a man will be reading it
I had so many "Dear Sirs" in my life I'm trying to even up the balance.

Marmite27 · 21/07/2023 14:04

OmniPocket · 21/07/2023 12:56

If I'm reading DD a book where all the animal characters are inexplicably male I change half of them to female.

They sent me a giraffe! She was too tall, I sent her back.

DD is one and doesn't have the faintest idea, of course, but it makes me feel better.

Oh, you’ve just reminded me, in our version of Miss Polly, the doctor is a woman!

I once got praised for it by a lady on a bus

HarlanPepper · 21/07/2023 14:04

Squit · 21/07/2023 13:36

I punctiliously keep to the 20mph speed limit through our village.

I love this and I love the word punctilious. Don't see it used enough these days, it's perfect.

smilesup · 21/07/2023 14:05

I have one manager who is really rude about once a week. Then she tries to be sickly sweet nice afterwards. I usually sign off kind regards to most colleagues. She only ever gets regards. Ha! That shows her.

ManchesterLu · 21/07/2023 14:05

Namddf · 21/07/2023 10:10

I pick the most unlikely title on forms - think ‘Baron’, ‘Lord’ or ‘Reverend’ 😂

It’s a middle finger to the patriarchy.

Haha, my dad did this once at Center Parcs, called himself 'Sir', and we got free things throughout the holiday plus a lodge upgrade. It was weird.

farmerswife7 · 21/07/2023 14:06

When talking about hypothetical professions I always say 'she' as in 'you should see a doctor about that, she'll know what she's talking about'

jollygoose · 21/07/2023 14:08

Many years ago I was a receptionist in a big insurance office. One customer was an olympic sailor who was rather filled with his own importance. I always
pretended I had no idea who he was and made him spell out his name every time.

Tricyrtis2022 · 21/07/2023 14:08

Had to go into the council offices the other day and was asked my gender, so said 'My sex is female'.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 21/07/2023 14:08

If someone is walking along- usually at speed- with their face glued to their iPhone I refuse to change my direction. They just assume everyone will make away for them .
I don't put myself in their path but I don't divert . The look on their little faces .
If I'm in a particular mood I'll say "Look where you're fecking well going"

If they cannot see or acknowledge a pedestrian , what if they walked into someone frail elderly or partially sighted ?

LosingTheBelly · 21/07/2023 14:09

vaselinda · 21/07/2023 11:33

When I have to answer an advertising survey to read an article/watch a video, I purposely answer untruthfully to skew their results

Hah!

Every year my firm has to answer a diversity survey for our regulatory body.

We have 4 people in my firm.

One of my colleagues every single year answers 'Prefer not to say' when it comes to age; sex and ethnicity. On purpose. First year I thought she was being a dick. (A preferred not to say her sex dick). Now i think it's funny.

Hoppinggreen · 21/07/2023 14:09

If anyone beeps me at a roundabout because they don’t feel I am pulling out fast enough I count to 10 before moving even if the way is clear
I am actually a very good driver and not in any way hesitant but I will pull out when I consider it safe thank you very much

5128gap · 21/07/2023 14:10

If someone tells people off for not RTFT, I purposely post without RTFT.

Bowbowbo · 21/07/2023 14:11

Driving the wrong way round Tesco car park

EvelynKatie · 21/07/2023 14:12

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 21/07/2023 14:08

If someone is walking along- usually at speed- with their face glued to their iPhone I refuse to change my direction. They just assume everyone will make away for them .
I don't put myself in their path but I don't divert . The look on their little faces .
If I'm in a particular mood I'll say "Look where you're fecking well going"

If they cannot see or acknowledge a pedestrian , what if they walked into someone frail elderly or partially sighted ?

Yes, also this! I live in a small University city so constantly refusing to make way for large groups hogging the pavements or ones too busy on phones walking straight into me.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 21/07/2023 14:12

If I ever have to fill in a form that nosily wants to know my sexuality, and there’s a space for ‘other’ I’ve been known to put MYOB, or necrophiliac.

LosingTheBelly · 21/07/2023 14:14

Edinvillian · 21/07/2023 13:32

My house is lovely, clean and tidy, while my car is like a skip. It's the only place I can let my slovenly side out.

DH calls my car 'the wheelie bin'.

DeepfriedPizza · 21/07/2023 14:14

I refuse to call them McNuggets when ordering them at drive thru or the counter. I just call them chicken nuggets. I just don't like that they've put Mc in front of nugget.

RicherThanYews · 21/07/2023 14:15

@Robyn847 Oof, I like the cut of your gib. I did once shout loudly at the owner of a take away who posted 3 of the exact same leaflets through my door despite stickers aying "No leaflets/junk mail etc" and I made him walk back to me from down the street to retrieve his rag.

landbeforegrime · 21/07/2023 14:16

FlowersInTheSky · 21/07/2023 11:49

It’s a little rebellion, a tiny “up yours” to the man.

That isn’t a “rebellion”. That’s a “hey, look, I don’t take care of myself!”

Literally nobody cares if you shave your legs or not (except maybe potential partners). It just says a lot about you 🤷‍♀️

how is not shaving you legs not taking care of yourself? what a horrible comment. men routinely don't shave their legs, are they somehow putting their health at risk. taking care of yourself is eating well, cleaning your teeth, washing, etc. but hair on your legs - no one should care, it shouldn't offend anyone, it says nothing about personal hygiene or cleanliness. you obviously do care however - this is pretty evident from your very loaded comment, which says far far more about you than OP.

LivinDaylights · 21/07/2023 14:16

Not me but my dad, if buys anything that goes on the car eg bike rack or roof box etc and it's branded he places black tape over the brand so he isn't driving around "advertising" for them 🤣, he also does the taking a bag for life from another supermarket into the supermarket, I have no idea what he gets out of this but he seems happy about it 😆. Maybe retirement does this to you?

MissFancyDay · 21/07/2023 14:17

CoalCraft · 21/07/2023 11:50

Most of these are a bit pathetic. No one cares if you don't shave your legs - chances are no one will notice - and if you're pissed off with your DH, maybe talk about it like adults rather than passive-agressively forgetting to put a spoon in his lunch box.

that's the point 🤔

ThePersistenceOfMammories · 21/07/2023 14:17

If DP is annoying (I’m peri menopausal so everything is annoying) I’ll make him a cup of tea and put the milk in first.

SabbatWheel · 21/07/2023 14:19

Absolutely loving ‘patriarchy chicken’, that’s got to be the new ‘MN phrase’ 😄
I fairness, where I live people are unfailingly polite and its 50/50 when needing to step into the road to pass, male or female.

My small protest is at a local narrow point in a lane, which is only wide enough for 1.5 cars. I like to dominate my lane so that the other car always has to stop to let me through.

Jenasaurus · 21/07/2023 14:23

Sometimes I walk to the local shop without brushing my hair. A small rebellion, well, a lazy streak, you know when you've just got up to make a morning coffee and realise you need milk or something important like you have run out of gin, and your brush is upstairs, I just decide to embrace the look of wearing a bush on my head and hope a bird doesn't nest in it.