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I’ve graduated by mistake!

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Ecoartistontour · 27/06/2023 09:40

So my (usually very sensible and boring self) has recently discovered that I have a first class degree…
which coincided with some excellent offerings from Glastonbury so I woke up drunk today. DS was delighted to find he had a slice of farmhouse cake for breakfast before DH took him to school. I’ve decided that I must spend the morning watching ‘Withnail and I’ which is proving to be an excellent choice while experiencing a ‘bastard behind the eyes’ and I ‘feel unusual’. Anyone else absolutely love this film ?

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Stuckinthemiddle1990 · 27/06/2023 12:07

"Monty you terrible cunt!" used to be my message alert. Used to be hilarious on the bus (I no longer use public transport) 🤣

Stuckinthemiddle1990 · 27/06/2023 12:10

Also:

"Are you the farmer?" "Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer!"

Best line out of a film ever ❤️

wagnbobble · 27/06/2023 12:12

Saw Richard E Grant live recently - came on and quoted Withnail

Whiskeypowers · 27/06/2023 12:12

“All right, this is the plan. We get in there and get wrecked, then we'll eat a pork pie, then we'll drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each. That means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning.”

this could be the next stage of your celebrations

😂

lastminutewednesday · 27/06/2023 12:17

Have you got a cat that is always pressing for advantage and only thinks if it's stomach. Is it like a bloody rugby ball as it is?

I hope you had some stout rubber boots for Glasto. And that Monty gave you the fiver to buy them with.

Ecoartistontour · 27/06/2023 12:36

Stuckinthemiddle1990 · 27/06/2023 12:07

"Monty you terrible cunt!" used to be my message alert. Used to be hilarious on the bus (I no longer use public transport) 🤣

I’m going to do this now! Thanks for the inspiration .

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Ecoartistontour · 27/06/2023 12:37

wagnbobble · 27/06/2023 12:12

Saw Richard E Grant live recently - came on and quoted Withnail

You lucky bastard. I’d love to see him .

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Ecoartistontour · 27/06/2023 12:41

Pretty much the plan here. I am the biggest wimp when it comes to the hang. I’m drinking beer till lunchtime and boshing a couple of Benadryl and I’ll come up smiling Thursday .

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CointreauVersial · 27/06/2023 12:44

Have you checked whether there's a large black man in your bathtub?

Bloody love this film. DH just doesn't get it (philistine).

JaneJeffer · 27/06/2023 12:47

I’ll come up smiling Thursday
Doubt it. Man delights not me, no nor woman neither.

Congratulations!

RobertsRadio · 27/06/2023 12:55

This is a far superior drink to meths, the wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it.

cin cin.

BezMills · 27/06/2023 13:00

a bit early for festivities, isn't it?

Playingchesswithpigeons · 27/06/2023 13:05

Not my fave, but my husband continues to recite, replay, requote and mimic lines from the film on a sporadic basis. " From cult to classic " He LOVES it 🙄

RobertsRadio · 27/06/2023 13:42

Playingchesswithpigeons · 27/06/2023 13:05

Not my fave, but my husband continues to recite, replay, requote and mimic lines from the film on a sporadic basis. " From cult to classic " He LOVES it 🙄

Your husband has excellent taste.

Scorchio84 · 27/06/2023 13:45

IDontLikePinaColadas · 27/06/2023 10:17

I think you should demand to have some more booze!

😂😂

cruisebaba1 · 27/06/2023 18:19

VeterinaryCareAssistant · 27/06/2023 09:42

What?

Lol😆😆😆😆

Createausername1970 · 27/06/2023 18:53

Never watched the film, but I am laughing about your DS and his unexpected slice of cake for breakfast 😱😁.

Hawkins0001 · 27/06/2023 18:55

Not sure, but congrats op, what subject is the degree in

CherryRipe1 · 27/06/2023 19:28

That bloody cat is obsessed with it's guts!
We need garlic, rosemary and salt.
I'm a trained actor and look what I'm reduced to!
Flowers are prostitutes for the bees.

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