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Would you consider By Jove to be blasphemy?

113 replies

Dinopawus · 24/05/2023 20:27

First world non-problem & I have no intention of doing anything about at all, apart from having a gentle chuckle.

DD has just announced that her English Teacher said today that she wants to reintroduce "By Jove" as an expression. I'm not offended by this, although I had always assumed it was blasphemous, so I'm mildly amused and have suggested that DD might want to pick her audience before embracing the phrase.

For additional context, her school is very strict re swearing and pupils who are caught usually get a short fixed term exclusion.

So wise Mumsnetters would you consider this to be Ok in a school that takes a hard line on swearing, and is it actually blasphemy as I thought?

OP posts:
BinturongsSmellOfPopcorn · 24/05/2023 23:05

God has hooks? Like Captain Hook, or coat hooks, or grappling hooks for pirating ships?

dudsville · 24/05/2023 23:06

We jokingly say "oh my Dawkins" and "Dawkins it", instead of oh my god and damn it. I didn't know the origin of By Jove, haven't heard it in ages!

BinturongsSmellOfPopcorn · 24/05/2023 23:06

Or like velcro?

FairlySane · 24/05/2023 23:06

I quite like saying Jumping Jehoshaphat 😊

crackofdoom · 24/05/2023 23:11

Who or what are you invoking with By Gum? The god of dentists? In which case I'd say it's definitely due a revival.

barmycatmum · 24/05/2023 23:11

😂 not blasphemous. Just very old fashioned.

I’d have to take the piss a little, and start saying “by Yoda!” If I were in that person’s classroom.

this reminds me of a story my grandmother used to delight in: when she was a little girl (so: probably somewhere in the 1920’s), she was in a religious school, and they each had to say a line in a biblical story for a presentation.
One of the little girls was most distressed at the word “ass,” and cried/ refused to say it, so the teacher said “okay, switch that word with donkey then- it’s just a donkey.”

the day of the presentation, the girl said, in very precise, prim tones, (and my grandmother at this point would put on her squeakiest, most prissy voice): “The donkey opened his ass and brayed.” ☠️

crackofdoom · 24/05/2023 23:12

Lawks a mussy is a favourite of mine, although I suspect it's a derivative of Lord have mercy.

justasking111 · 24/05/2023 23:22

I say Jakers a lot. Hope that doesn't offend

justasking111 · 24/05/2023 23:24

Jeepers creepers anyone?

Catsmere · 25/05/2023 00:01

ditalini · 24/05/2023 20:39

By Thor's Hammer! By Poseidon's Trident! By the Light of Vulcan's Forge!

This has got legs. I'm definitely up for some more diverse oath making.

By Bastet's Whiskers!

I’m all for speaking the name of great Bastet!

Catsmere · 25/05/2023 00:02

ditalini · 24/05/2023 20:52

By the Light of the Silvery Moon

😆😆😆

ToeJammed · 25/05/2023 00:05

By jove, it's nothing to get your toga in a twist about.

Catsmere · 25/05/2023 00:05

NeverDropYourMooncup · 24/05/2023 21:01

Not The Holy Whiskers! Don't invoke the Spiritual Wifi of the Blessed Furry Wee Shites Overlords!

If you don't put an end to this abomination right now, it could go all the way to The Sacred Toebeans!

Do not arouse the wrath of the Ofurlords, the Furrinati! 😾

AutumnCrow · 25/05/2023 00:18

Mochudubh · 24/05/2023 22:27

"By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged."

Rickman?

ToWhitToWhoo · 25/05/2023 00:20

Only if you believe in the Roman gods.

ChiefClerkDrumknott · 25/05/2023 00:30

As an alternative, may I suggest “By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Sons Of Warvan, you shall be avenged!"

ChiefClerkDrumknott · 25/05/2023 00:32

@MichelleScarn No SIR, but I do bite my thumb, SIR

AutumnCrow · 25/05/2023 00:33

It calls upon the power of Jupiter, so strictly speaking it is kind of a bit disrespectful if you are supposed to believe in a monotheistic deity. I mean, there's a whole Hebrew Bible / Old Testament about all sorts of, erm, struggles in the pagan vs jehovah belief department.

Some deaths may have been involved.

Only the one true god, the god of Abraham, has the power. Jupiter's just some fantasy warlord from the swamps of Latium, conflated with the creepy rapey Greek god Zeus, if you look at it through a certain lens.

sozzlechops · 25/05/2023 00:35

Not wearing glasses, read this as Bon Jovi...

CallieQ · 25/05/2023 00:43

By Jove!
No one says that anymore 😂

ditalini · 25/05/2023 00:44

sozzlechops · 25/05/2023 00:35

Not wearing glasses, read this as Bon Jovi...

Bon Jovi! is a pretty excellent oath to be fair.

Ponderingwindow · 25/05/2023 00:46

even if it was, why would it matter?

just because someone holds something to be special does not mean all people must treat that same thing as such

Catsmere · 25/05/2023 00:46

Best thread in ages 😂😂😂

Pixiedust1234 · 25/05/2023 00:47

Thanks for ask OP as I thought it was about jehovah too Blush

When my children were little we resorted to crikey and oh crumbs 😂

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