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to be sniggering uncontrollably like a nine year old at this....

99 replies

yorkshirepudding · 18/02/2008 14:12

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violetskies · 18/02/2008 20:37

I hope Fuckson didn't marry Sunday,

Sexonlegs · 18/02/2008 20:38

Also worked with a Richard Head - what were his parents thinking of???

alittleone2 · 18/02/2008 21:01

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lou33 · 18/02/2008 21:21

oh ok thanks, i always see them when i am on the way to do the school run

qwertpoiuy · 18/02/2008 22:01

One of our doctors is called Laughter. A few years ago, we had one called Innocent.

Shhhh · 18/02/2008 22:09

couldn't remember our other clints name till now...

Woman I worked with had a bit of a run in with this guy and kept saying joe this joe that etc...

Then saying his full name, getting quite annoyed at how things had gone with this client....

Couuldn't understand why were rotfloao....Full name was Joe King... We said, surely he is having a laugh with you...she showed us his driving licence (copy we had..) yup sure enough that was his name..

Heated · 18/02/2008 22:14

Used to teach a Jenna whose bf was called Natalia, and gave it no thought until I said in class, "Jenna, Talia.."

I too knew a Dr De'Ath and also a woman on marriage who became Ann Drew.

Dh taught an Aston Martin, Shittam, Poppy Shafto, Gorgeous Lovelace & Joseph (Joe) King.

readytopop · 19/02/2008 00:53

My boss when I worked was known as 'bitty', bestowed by his grandmother when he was small. And yes, when he took over the chemists, he hadn't come across any references on tv and I had to explain why I was sniggering away.... floor open up and swallow me moment!

readytopop · 19/02/2008 00:55

oh yes, and I went to school with a richard gottfried, who preferred to be known as dick...

stoppinattwo · 19/02/2008 01:04

I got an email from a bing kong a few weeks ago

madamez · 19/02/2008 01:07

One of the GPs at the practice I went to in my teens was Dr Hemlock. I friend's DP some years ago who taught english as a foreign language once had a pupil called (and this spelling is going to be wrong because I have not seen it written down so am guessing) Ufuk Attuna. (ooh, fuck a tuna). Also one of the mums at one of our toddler groups has an eyebrow raising name but (sudden bout of the Fear) I don't know for sure that no one else from that group is on MN so will shut up.

scottishmummy · 19/02/2008 09:27

har you cant post a tantalising guess what she's called and not 'fess up Spit it out, better out than in i say

Surroundedbysnot · 19/02/2008 19:39

I worked once with a Jewel Cabbagestalk.

filthymindedvixen · 19/02/2008 19:40

Actually Yorkshirepudding YABU. He is my husband!

HazieAndBaby · 19/02/2008 19:41

Wow, what a name! My DH used to deal with a guy from an oil company in Texas who was called Starbuck Bright!!

giddybiddy · 19/02/2008 19:47

We had a teacher at school called Mr Wrench and he very unkindly called his daughter Iona........

northernrefugee39 · 19/02/2008 19:48

My Mum knew a Hope Nott

twelveyeargap · 19/02/2008 20:02

I had a French teacher called Miss French. Lots of mileage out of that.

kerryk · 19/02/2008 20:10

iona is a beautifull name on its own, i never thought about it sounding like "i own a....."

welshdeb · 19/02/2008 20:48

There is a guy in the IT section called Michael Hunt

Upwind · 19/02/2008 20:55

I used to work with a woman called Marion Wedlock

queenofthenewyear · 19/02/2008 20:56

We had teachers called Dr D Crease and Dr D Klein. There's a guy at work called Mike Faultless and people keep calling him Mike Flawless. There's also a Jenny Wren (married name) and a Nick Fullalove. Makes life interesting - hurrah for fab names!

Upwind · 19/02/2008 21:13

My nephew has an outrageously camp and openly gay teacher called Mr Cox

theprecious · 19/02/2008 21:32

my dh worked with two people, Fanny de Kock (ha ha) but her boss was called Kevin Moysen (ha ha).

But if they got married she would have been..........

Fanny Moysen neé de Kock

ROFL always and forever

He also knew of (international company):

Fanny Desire
Rudi Tingling
Randy Lovas
Sylvie Krapps

And there was an Alfred Wanka in my work's phone directory

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